Sunday, January 21, 2007

People Of Miami, Lock Up Your Vaginas


For those who love the cock... FI-AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

17 comments:

  1. Rex Grossman and Tank Johnson in Miami. Oh Shit. All the women are gonna be knocked up and all little Havana will bea damn war zone.

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  2. Never mind the devastation that will be visited upon South Beach if Tom Brady beats Peyton again.

    The Sex Cannon will have all of Miami screaming, "Ay, Papi!"

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  3. Don't forget Urlacher and his pussymongering ways.

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  4. Are you sure it's not vaginae?

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  5. It's "vaginii"

    Which I think was my verification word a couple weeks ago.

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  6. is tank johnson going to play? i thought he couldnt leave the state.

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  7. The analyist are already saying the AFC teams defense will have to be flexible to the multi talented running and recieving ways of Reggie Bush. You say Bush plays for the Saints, they lost. Yeah, but Reggie Bush is just that damn good.

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  8. Is it me, or did Reggie Bush's somersault into the end zone basically piss off the Bears D and seal the game? Silly rookies.

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  9. Pemulis
    tank needs to file for permission to leave the state. he'll get it to cos its for work. his next hearing is on the 23rd.


    oh and i love how everyone said they'd lose. ahh makes it even sweeter!

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  10. I'd just like to congratulate "Pemulis" for bring Dovid Foster Wallace references to a snarky football message board.

    One small step for man, one giant leap for post-modernist wunderkinden everywhere.

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  11. Rather, _David_ Foster Wallace. "Dovid" is a bit too rabbinic for such a WASPy guy.

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  12. Buy stock in Trojan!!!


    GO BEARS!!!

    IM DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!


    WHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

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  13. Tank johnson vs Miami U's football team in a winner shoots all gun battle...who ya got?

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  14. The Cumslinger is a living legend. My new favorite cockthlete.

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