Kissing Suzy Kolber: You Know Those Guitars That Are Like, Double Guitars, You Know?

Sunday, February 3, 2008

You Know Those Guitars That Are Like, Double Guitars, You Know?

Eh, at least it was better than the first half. Or the third quarter.

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13 comments:

Sooze said...: I was totally hoping for Breakdown, but yeah, it beat the first half.; 9:45 PM, February 03, 2008
BEHM777 said...: 4 & 20, 0:10 left!; 10:02 PM, February 03, 2008
H Cuz said...: So, bets on Simmons suicide method?; 10:10 PM, February 03, 2008
Moof! said...: Now I thought I might be sad to see my favorite NFL player ever not win the championship, but whatever.
Fuck you New England; 10:11 PM, February 03, 2008
C. Barakat said...: BS is hanging himself with his Welker jersey right now.

If ya didn't know it already, Belichick has got no class. He got exactly what he deserved.; 10:14 PM, February 03, 2008
Brave Sir Robin said...: You guys should see what the commentators are doing to MJD over at Yahoo. Oh my GOD!; 10:15 PM, February 03, 2008
BeckEye said...: I never realized that Tom Petty is made entirely of wax.; 10:35 PM, February 03, 2008
Spatula said...: My favorite part of the half-time show was the beginning when the phalic guitar screwed the heart. Excellent.; 10:46 PM, February 03, 2008
Man Bear Pig said...: Awesome post title.
I also enjoy chocolate microscopes.

I was waiting for "Mary Jane's Last Dance."; 10:59 PM, February 03, 2008
Permanent4 said...: Maybe I'm just not enough of a Tom Petty fan, but that halftime show was boring after last year's.

And there was about a 0% that he was going to play Last Dance with Mary Jane -- just like there was a 100% chance Lenny Kravitz was going to play "American Woman" at the Grey Cup final. (And the Bills are playing in Toronto, anyway. Suck it, CFL!); 11:39 PM, February 03, 2008
Lyman said...: The halftime show was pretty boring. Whoever produced that shit has to know: you hire Tom Petty you're going to get an old guy and his band standing there playing his classic shit. You gotta have fireworks and pyrotechnics and dancing girls in bikinis because you know that old bag isn't going to dance around pretending his guitar is his dick like Prince did.; 12:55 AM, February 04, 2008
DaPantz said...: Amazing Simpsons reference and I am satisfied.; 2:57 AM, February 04, 2008
dlchambers said...: It was important to pull out the ol' doubleneck, cause he played that top neck a lot.
Petty looked like the fackin' Winter Warlock.
He shoulda played One Foot in Front of the Other; 8:33 AM, February 04, 2008

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