Kissing Suzy Kolber: ESPN Sends Salisbury Back to the Bots

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

ESPN Sends Salisbury Back to the Bots

Sean Salisbury's days at ESPN have come to an end. Tonight, the world mourns....

...I'm drunk.

15 comments:

bizzo5000 said...: I'm on my way to drunk and very happy at this news. I'm very happy Salisbury can "expand" his "brand" in such venues as local peep shows future episodes of "Pro Vs. Joes"; 11:40 PM, February 26, 2008
Punch Rockgroin said...: Great. Before, when he was at ESPN, he was contained, and I could avoid him. Now, he'll be popping up without notice.

This is when they let sex offenders out of prison, except with a sex offender.; 11:46 PM, February 26, 2008
Chris Mueller said...: Good liddance Sarisbuly!

Ten mirrion smirres fol this news.; 12:04 AM, February 27, 2008
jackin'4beats said...: Q: Where can a perennial no talent backup QB get a job as an analyst trying to hold current players "accountable" for their actions on the field?

A: The Rorrdride Readel

Thanks ESPN for firing his ass.
Fuck you for waiting 12 years to do it.; 12:07 AM, February 27, 2008
the beet said...: somewhere john clayton is putting on lipstick and crossing his boss's name off of his "people to kill" list while ELO plays softly in the background.; 12:47 AM, February 27, 2008
dickey simpkins said...: Hmmm open spot for intoxication and baseless predictions and analysis? Well, med school be damned, I'll be sending my resume right quick.; 1:20 AM, February 27, 2008
smurphette said...: I thought I was your Snack Pack! Well played, James.

Don't let the door hit you on your way out, Salisbury.; 1:31 AM, February 27, 2008
yournamehere said...: I wonder if "expand into other opportunities" involves giving dollar handies at the bus depot.; 2:10 AM, February 27, 2008
Unknown said...: BDD should be elated that they're essentially replacing him with his boy Cris Carter; 3:51 AM, February 27, 2008
Otto Man said...: I'd like to thank UM for going with that photo and not one of Li'l Sean.; 7:46 AM, February 27, 2008
Chris(BessMervinGirlDetective) said...: Hurray Beer!

Sorry I will take my he-man pj's and leave now.; 8:30 AM, February 27, 2008
The Last Unitard said...: It's RO-BITCHIN'!; 10:05 AM, February 27, 2008
Spatula said...: Maybe Carter could reprise his interview with Larry Johnson from "Inside the NFL."; 10:12 AM, February 27, 2008
futuremrsrickankiel said...: That MS Paint is so bad it's good.; 10:39 AM, February 27, 2008
Ryan L said...: @ james:

I am listening to ELO right now on slacker.com. No lipstick for me though.; 7:50 AM, February 28, 2008

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