Oh, man. Oh, Lord. Dear God, give me the strength to get through this. I’m asking you, Dear Lord, to have mercy on my poor soul. Because dam...

After some Facebook pictures and excerpts surfaced on KSK this summer, the legend of Koolaid Maroney has grown exponentially . Yet time ha...

Five Fast Facts About The Dolphins: -New quarterback Trent Green only pays $6 when he goes to the movies. -New head coach Cam Cameron runs w...

Like most of you, I've managed to accept preseason football for what it is, an imperfect substitute that will hold me over until the rea...

Learn it. Live it. Love it. Purple Jesus is here to unite all people in the name of treating oncoming linebackers like foster children. I...

Oh noes, Namath's coming after Captain Caveman! Hit the "smug" button. You know who got knocked the fuck out this week? Sav R...

I don’t know what you’re doing right now, but I highly recommend you click here this instant, with all due haste. Readers at Fark decided ...

I’m buying a car this weekend. WOO HOO! Oh yeah, bitch. I’m buying me the sexiest car on the market. I’m buying a car that’ll make panti...

Vick: Whoa, man. Holy. Fucking. Shit. I am stoned like Betty fucking Crocker. I can’t believe how fucking stoned I am. Check it out! Tre...

Some highlights from last night’s KSK keeper league draft. You can take a look at the results here if you are so inclined. -Last night’s d...