Michael Vick Breaks Out Of Jail, Gains 4,000 Lbs., Joins Packers

Reader Andrew T. points us to obscure second year d-lineman Alfred Malone, who recently joined the Packers. Something about Alfred looks awfully familiar. Even suspicious. As flubby noted, Alfred Malone is an even worse pseudonym than Ron Mexico. Sounds like a shotgun-toting Irish nightwatchman.

Still an improvement over Favre, though.