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Thursday, January 17, 2008

KSKorrection: Mike Florio Less of a Twat Than Originally Reported

Yesterday, we made a mistake. We rushed to judgment in assuming that a rumored item featured on Pro Football Talk was incorrect. As we all know now, Patriots wide receiver Randy Moss did, indeed, get hit with a restraining order by a Florida woman.

Kissing Suzy Kolber regrets that PFT's Mike Florio is such a dickhead, causing us to prematurely jump at the possibility of his next fuck-up, whether it be Joe Theismann's death, Brett Favre's retirement, or some highfalutin tsk-tsk-ing at another blog just because his bitch ass got scooped.

But still, we apologize. We were wrong. Back to your regularly scheduled imagined conversations shortly.