A Metaphorical Representation Of Tom Brady’s Relationship With Bridget Moynahan

If you were one of those hifalutin assholes who thought The Sopranos series finale was genius and inspired, then just go right ahead and stop this video at the 1:00 mark. I’d hate to make you feel like some obnoxious American who needs everything spelled out for you. Because, according to you, people who demand well-told stories with proper endings are just big babies. So enjoy not enjoying this vicious tango between a shark and an octopus. Fuckface.