Joey Porter's alligator mouth writes check his hummingbird ass can't cover

"We will win on Sunday. We will win and that's it." - Joey Porter, 9/26/07


"You can make the mouth say anything, but there's 60 minutes of football that have to be played. It's tough when you run your mouth, boy. It's tough." - Warren Sapp, 9/30/07

Miami linebacker Joey Porter had guaranteed a win over the Raiders yesterday. Not only did the Dolphins get waxed 35-17, but the Raiders' B-team running backs hung 299 rushing yards on Porter, who could only manage four measly tackles.

Here's a prediction: the Dolphins, who gave Porter $20 million in guaranteed money, will soon be filled with buyer's remorse (if they aren't already). Porter needs to stick to what he knows, hiding behind his entourage while they jump a one-legged offensive lineman.

J-Peezy looking like a broke-dick Rico Tubbs.