"Dear Lord, That Was the Loudest Profanity I've Ever Heard."

Welp, that was unpleasant. Perhaps the next time Anthony Smith issues a guarantee, he'll consider not getting beat on three or four deep passes.

I'd like to think Polamalu and a healthy Santonio Holmes might make a possible playoff rematch more competitive. Or maybe that's just the whiskey and turpentine talking. What's that? You want me to drink you? But I'm in the middle of a blog post and no, no, I don't need a glass.