KSK Kickoff Special: NFL Family Circus Caption Contest

Alright people, it doesn't get any easier than this. Let's hear your best captions in the comments.



UPDATE: We've opened a late group for the KSK Suicide Pool. Same link, ID#: 27548, pw(latelate). If you're already in a group, stay the fuck out or I will hunt you down and fill your asshole with sharpened pencils. -MMP


Thus far, the first annual KsK Kares Charity Drive for Fisher House has raised over $500 for disabled veterans and their families. You can donate directly to FH here.

KSK Kickoff Bukkake: NFL Family Circus

Thus far, the KsK Kares Charity Drive for Fisher House has raised over $400 for disabled veterans and their families. Not bad for a piddly shit site like ours. You can donate directly to FH here.

KSK Kickoff Bukkake: NFL Family Circus

Thus far, the KsK Kares Charity Drive for Fisher House has raised over $400 for disabled veterans and their families. Not bad for a piddly shit site like ours. You can donate directly to FH here.

KSK Kickoff Bukkake: NFL Family Circus

This week, we’re holding the first annual KsK Kares Charity Drive for Fisher House, which supports disabled veterans and their families. You can donate directly to FH here.

KSK Kickoff Bukkake: NFL Family Circus

This week, we’re holding the first annual KsK Kares Charity Drive for Fisher House, which supports disabled veterans and their families. You can donate directly to FH here.

KSK Kickoff Bukkake: NFL Family Circus

This week, we’re holding the first annual KsK Kares Charity Drive for Fisher House, which supports disabled veterans and their families. You can donate directly to FH here.

KSK Kickoff Bukkake: NFL Family Circus

This week, we’re holding the first annual KsK Kares Charity Drive for Fisher House, which supports disabled veterans and their families. You can donate directly to FH here.

KSK Kickoff Bukkake: NFL Family Circus

This week, we’re holding the first annual KsK Kares Charity Drive for Fisher House, which supports disabled veterans and their families. You can donate directly to FH here.

All New Adventures With the NFL Family Circus

Apparently Senor Flubby has previously posted this one with a fairly similar punchline; I hope he doesn't sue me. Here's a bonus cartoon to make it up to you, the reader.

The Bukkake Continues; Hide the Children

A while back we brought you the greatest altered comic strips in the 120 year history of the internet.

"It's always there, in the lower right hand corner, just waiting to suck."

Yeah, that was fun. That's why we've brought it back for this extraordinary day here at KSK, we hope you enjoy.










I was torn on which of the final two cartoons I wanted to post so I just tossed them both up for you to decide.



Yep, that sure took up a lot of space. ¡Adios pendejas! Now how 'bout them sandwiches?

As always, thanks to Dysfunctional Family Circus

"It's always there, in the lower right hand corner, just waiting to suck."

We at KSK like to think of ourselves as one big happy family. True, it may be the kind of family that has an alcoholic, cross-dressing uncle, a kleptomaniac mom and a knocked-up 14-year old daughter, but it's a family nonetheless. And what better way to examine the humorous foibles of families than Bil Keane's venerable (not to mention inexplicably popular) piece of Americana The Family Circus?

With this in mind, the entire KSK crew (except Big Daddy Drew, what has that lazy fucker ever done for this blog?) devoted their collective wit to bringing an NFL flavor to this funny page stalwart. That's right kids, today you're getting two posts that at least tangentially relate to football. Damn we're good (and handsome, and smart, and well-endowed, and humble)....

(A tip of Unsilent Majority's sombrero to the sick bastards at the Dysfunctional Family Circus, who have been doing this sort of thing for years.)