We're Bringing Sexy Back

Today is another special day here at KSK and I'm pleased be introducing you to the newest offerings in our line of haute-couteur. Earlier in the offseason we debuted the collection with the uber-exclusive Sex Cannon logo. Well after a long discussion with Rextacy himself I learned that multiple designs--like orgasms--are vastly supperior to the singular alternative. So brace yourselves ladies and gentlemen (mostly ladies) because we're unloading the goodness all over your chest.

'99 Draft Class

The single greatest crop of quarterbacks to ever hit the NFL Draft was supposed to make us forget all about Marino, Elway, and all the other old fuckers that we didn't like that much to begin with. At KSK we honor this mishapen menagerie of signal callers, even if a few of them are selling robot insurance at Leisureworld.

Truthfully I just made this shirt because I really wanted it for myself. I liked the way it came out so I decided to make it available to the general public. So here they are, three different styles of the ubiquitous Starting 5 shirt.

The five greats featured in their team color on lightweight coton flanked by the heavyweight t-shirt in black with gold and the ladies option. If you are looking for different colors or styles all you have to do is email me with your request, we're quite flexible.

Sexy Business

Are you sexy? Do you make said sexy work for you? Then you my friend are in the Sexy Business. Another homage to our favorite Sex Cannon this shirt sums up everything that is the cumslinger.












On the left is the sexy red ringer shirt for all the hipsters out there lookin' for love in all the sexy places. To the right we have the team color edition of said shirt; either way, you're ready to fuck.

But what about the ladies??? Oh don't worry about that, it's about time we spread the sexy downstairs.












Ah...combine the sublime hotness that is the hip hugging undergarment with the overt sexiness of KSK and you're guarnateed to attract some attention (especially if you're wearing nothing else).

Now all we need is some models! We tried putting them on Ape's cat but...uh...that didn't end well. So all you lady readers out there need to get your shit in gear! Free merchandise for the first piece of ass to send us that picture.

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KSK Brings Haute Couture to the Blogosphere

It's been a long time in the making but we have finally produced a garment worthy of your burial. Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the debut of the hottest shit to hit the streets since the wifebeater.

The logo, courtesy of our own Monday Morning Punter, draws inspiration from Drew's staggering insights into the inner-workings of the NFL's greatest cumslinger/quarterback. It's simple, it's elegant, and it comes in a polo shirt so that you can bring some of the Sex Cannon to work. No way that new paralegal can resist all of that goodness, it's like Axe Body Spray without the horrible stench.

Keep in mind this is just the initial run. At some point in the near future we're going to cross the color barrier (Jackie Robinson sure made that look easy) so that we can offer the design on a wide array of fine fabrics. As soon as I solve the mystery of vector imaging we fully intend providing all of our lovely female readers with the sexiest undergarment this side of Jahidi White.

Stay tuned for further sexy goodness from the newly established label (if you'd like to join the Design a Logo for KSK contest send what you've got to the email address. by entering you waive all rights ownership rights to said logo and you agree to be mocked mercilously)

KSK: Clothing the Sexy since 2007
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*The polo shirt runs about a size small. Either that or every other piece of clothing I own runs a size big.

**More options coming soon for the ladies out there. We're still trying to perfect our see-through fabrics.