Before Pittsburgh became an outpost of urban blight on the edge of Appalachia, it was a bustling steel town that made the name Steeler synonymous with the town's muscular, blue-collar work force (as opposed to today's overweight unemployed force). The steelworker faces up against Buffalo Bill Cody, the Civil War vet, Western frontiersman, and pseudo-circus ringleader who inspired the name for Buffalo's football team for no better reason than it was a decent play on words. It's up to you to determine the winner... WHO DO YOU HAVE AS MORE MACHO?
#4 STEELER
Strengths
- Burly
- Square jaw can withstand punching
- Able to consume massive amounts of shitty beer
- Has hot stuff; coming through
- Might have a pipe or wrench or something, I don't know
Weaknesses
- Evolving global economy
- Techno music
- MEN!
#5 Buffalo Bill
Strengths
- Handy with a six-shooter
- Killed 4,280 bison in six 18 months. Fuck you, PETA!
- Background as cavalry scout lends to stealth
- Full name of Wild West show was "Buffalo Bill's Wild West and Congress of Rough Riders of the World," which isn't a strength per se, but c'mon. That's pretty fucking sexy.
- Only NFL mascot to be awarded the Medal of Honor
Weaknesses
- Indian-killing reputation marred by employing Sitting Bull
- Played Custer during reenactment of Battle of Little Big Horn
- Facial hair ridiculous even by 19th century standards
- Totally sold out, man
Vote on the sidebar to the right. Poll closes at the end of the day.
(All Buffalo Bill facts from Wikipedia)
Oh wait, was she a great big fat person?
ReplyDeleterumor has it Wild Bill frequently wore a t-shirt that read "moustache and beard rides, 5 cents"
ReplyDeleteBill:
ReplyDelete--Also has a vengeful Uma Thurman in pursuit of him.
gotta love Gay steel mills.
ReplyDelete@slideshow, are there any other kind?
ReplyDeleteBuffalo Bill is also my great-great grandfather. So I've been on KSK. I'm also still drunk.
ReplyDeleteIf Steerel rose, Hines Wald no smirre.
ReplyDeleteCC, it was 4,280 beasts in eighteen months, not six.
ReplyDeleteStill pretty damn impressive considering that 8 a day, every single day, for a year and a half.
Kill, kill, kill
I have Steely McBeam in this one.
ReplyDeleteGod rest the souls of that poor family... and pussy's half price for the next 15 minutes.
ReplyDeleteGod I miss that show.
gotta love the Drake!
ReplyDeleteBuffalo Bill . . . giving a demonstration of the tuck rule.
ReplyDelete(Worse than last week's disease photos)
I hate the Drake!
ReplyDeleteIt rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again!
ReplyDeleteIt does this whenever it's told.
/Drake-WKU = amazing game
/Drake-WKU = amazing game
ReplyDeleteHells yes. Especially since I picked WKU as my upset making it to the Sweet Sixteen.
Coupled with Davidson, this almost makes up for the gang-rape the SEC teams gave me yesterday. Almost.
even more amazing, just walking out of the office for an hour to go across the street, grab a couple beers, and watch the end to Davidson/gonzaga (holy shit adam morrison needs a shave and a haircut...2 bit) then Drake/WKU, God Bless March Madness
ReplyDeleteOh wait, was she a great big fat person?
ReplyDeleteAll the excuse I need to post the Lotion video again.
Buffalo Bill loves Drake pastries.
ReplyDeleteI love a blog where both Princess Bride and Silence of the Lambs get quoted in the same day.
ReplyDelete@ smurphette
ReplyDeleteand it's considered par for the course
I love a blog where both Princess Bride and Silence of the Lambs get quoted in the same day.
ReplyDeleteAndre the Giant Has a Pussy.
Buffalo Bill has a casino named after him on state line of NV/CA. Steelers may have shitty beer and lead pipes, but a bar full of liquor, an buffet, and all the money God doesn't have swings me on this one.
ReplyDeleteBuffalo Bill>*
Barbecue, me and you! Stinky pinky, pew, pew! Or dilly, Jilly, Hilly or Bob! It was a french-fried Cajun named Delacroix!
ReplyDelete"Facial hair ridiculous even by 19th century standards"
ReplyDelete--obvious cocksucker--not that there's anything wrong with that!
why else would that "taint tickler" be jutting out from his chin?
ReplyDeleteHEY WHO'S THAT HOT CHICK IN THE SECOND PICTURE???
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