Friday, March 21, 2008

The Friday Cheerleader Post
Get a haircut ya dern hippies!!!

The league never banned long hair when they were playing. How are these guys any different from Rashean Mathis or Mike McKenzie?
Ohhhhh right, they're not brown.


According to Michael David Smith at the Fanhouse, the Chiefs are spearheading (arrowheading?) the NFL's proposed ban on players wearing their hair long enough to obscure the name on the back of their jersey. What a relief, I was tired of having to ask people "Wait, is that Al Harris or AJ Hawk?"

Damn you Kansas City for pushing your Middle America customs and mores on heathen urbanites. If Troy Polamalu wants to give Larry Johnson something to grab onto when they make sweet love he attempts to tackle him, then who are we to judge?

Speaking of flowing tresses...



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13 comments:

  1. Otto Man4:48 PM, March 21, 2008

    As a Chiefs fan, I can say that our management did this because they had nothing more important to worry about. Certainly not anything inside the franchise. Nope.

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  2. the great bambi5:03 PM, March 21, 2008

    what an excellent segue

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  3. Pepster5:06 PM, March 21, 2008

    I certainly wouldn't mind holding on to some of that hair that is for sure!

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  4. smurphette5:30 PM, March 21, 2008

    BUTLER BULLDOGS!

    /has no other comment for post that's not fictional cheerleader bio

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  5. dick_gozinia5:45 PM, March 21, 2008

    Johnny Unitas....Now there's a haircut you could set yer watch to!

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  6. Sous Chef Gerard6:00 PM, March 21, 2008

    Just relocate that hair to the opposite side and obscure the name on the front of the jersey.

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  7. SlideShow Bob6:12 PM, March 21, 2008

    Im pretty sure Al Harris is the one getting torched on every play by Plaxico Burress.

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  8. smurphette6:37 PM, March 21, 2008

    Gotta love a 12 seed vs. a 13 seed in the second round! Either WK or SD is going to the Sweet 16, and that kicks ass.

    /loves watching Jim Calhoun lose

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  9. J7:42 PM, March 21, 2008

    she has so never known a man in the biblical sense

    /is a terrible liar

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  10. JAMMQ9:20 PM, March 21, 2008

    We can only hope that HBO goes back to Kansas City again for this season's Hard Knocks so that we can see Carl Pederson and Herm Edwards rail against long hair, while blissfully ignoring the fact their receiving core sucks ass for the 29th year in a row.

    Bobby Sippio anyone?

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  11. Mike8:48 AM, March 22, 2008

    Never knew Medusa was so sweet looking.

    Or had such impressive cleavage.

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  12. throwbot9:19 AM, March 22, 2008

    "golden Richards" is the new owen Wilson movie, right?

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  13. Roy6:14 PM, March 22, 2008

    /no --Golden Shower Richards, is.

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