Yapcunt Regional: No. 2 Giant vs. No. 7 PackerTALE O' THE TAPE

This matchup might appear to be one-sided on paper: Brobdingnagian versus lowly abattoir wage slave. But before you jump to any rash conclusions, remember Andre was only slightly larger than your average steer. Plus, they know how to get rid of the bodies. Incidentally, this bracket is only more fucked up than my NCAA one (thanks, Temple and Georgia).

Poll is on the sidebar to the right. Voting is open until the end of today.

Contestant

Packer ______ Giant


Slogan

Beef: it's what's for dinner ___________ OBEY


Distinction that sounds less cool the more you think about it

Feeds nation that consumes 28 billion lbs of meat a year __France's best-known athlete


Unlikely ally

Upton Sinclair _____ The Million Dollar Man


Unintended legacy

Trite, yet enduring, “meat packing" double entendres __ Gheorge Muresan made a movie


Occupational hazard

Squalid working conditions amid tons of diseased carcasses ___ ditto


Finishing move and notable copier of said move

Captive bolt gun to skull (Anton Chigurh) __ Massive heart attack (Ken Lay)