The Molested by Jack Hanna Region contains two large-predatory-cat-versus-horse pairings. In our desire
You're thinking, "hey - it was a lop-sided bout in favor of the cat in the first place, now it's decidedly in favor of two cats." Well you've got some attitude, mister.
One way to look at it is that cats are like women: territorial and not particularly fond of one another, unlikely to work toward a common goal. Misogynistic reading? Mostly likely. But I didn't make the rules. God did and He/She/It/Giant Spider is the greatest misogynist of them all. Then again, the cats are facing fucking horses. Who needs teamwork?
I'd happily take a bolt of lightning and a 40oz. of malt liquor against just about any competition, but if I can only work with the stupid horses then the giant predatory jungle beasts win in a bloody blur of claws and fangs.
ReplyDeleteThose pussies don't stand a chance against a Charger on Merriman's prescriptions drinking a 40.
ReplyDeleteSo is it two harses or one drunk harse?
ReplyDeleteNice shoes assholes, I'm voting for the cats.
ReplyDeletethe inability of the cats to get inside the colt .45 bottle could prove to be a difference maker?
ReplyDelete/again, claws and fangs usually win
After chugging the Colt 45. could I take the bottle and smash into a weapon?
ReplyDeleteIn defense of women from your sexism, I'd like to quote a passage from one of the great feminists of our time...The Sports Gal (who doesn't actually like sports):
ReplyDeleteI'd be considered a twig if we lived in Wisconsin. Everyone would tell me how skinny I was all the time and ask me where I worked out and what I did. I could introduce the women there to pilates and explain to them the dangers of brats and cheese curds.
Wait...that didn't actually defend women at all! Oh well...
Any chance of an updated bracket that shows in one glance the results thus far?
ReplyDeleteI cannot remember what I had for dinner last night, much less the results of yesterday's (or Tuesday's) voting.
Misogynism: goes great with coffee.
ReplyDeleteIsn't a colt a baby horse? I'd like to think the Charger would have one of those mysterious adrenaline rushes women supposedly have when their offspring are in danger, and thus trample the cats to death.
We need an upset victory somewhere!
@futuremrs
ReplyDeletedidn't we already get the chief over the raider?
/first time a non-casino Indian ever won at anything if so
And I prefer my misogyny with a healthy side of Brett Myers
I can't believe we have to look at that fucking Yankee logo everyday.
ReplyDeleteWe'll do an updated bracket after the first round ends Friday.
ReplyDeleteAs long as the horses don't call upon the spirit of Barbaro... this should be a cake walk.
ReplyDeleteThanks.
ReplyDeleteYou mean I can vote against the Colts AND Chargers in one click of a mouse??? Thanks KSK!
ReplyDeleteAs a Panthers fan, I want to vote for the cats. But as a raging alcoholic, I want to vote for the Colt 45. Decisions, decisions...
ReplyDeleteAs I have stated before (and seeing the votes it seems to have no chance of holding up) the Colt (being an untamed horse, not a "baby" horse) would probably make the cats bite the curb and then skull stomp the shit of of those fucker. Unfortunatly this won't happen...
ReplyDelete/wishes we had a higher seed so we could face a bird
Hard call -- LL Cool J walks like a panther, but drinks Colt 45.
ReplyDeleteHow could you people vote against Billy Dee's drink of choice! How could you!
ReplyDelete/sob
jamm if you think the Mets are better than sex you have clearly never been laid, ever.
ReplyDeleteOR
you have an absurd fetish for Spaniards and illegal immigrants
I'll take a drunken lightning horse over two pussies in a fight anyday.
ReplyDeleteI'm picturing a horse stomping on a cat until Dee Mirich is licking brains out of hoof.
ReplyDelete/I blame Baltimore for my team's faggoty mascot
cats > horses
ReplyDeleteThe only bolts of lighting are reserved for my boy Raiden!!!
ReplyDeleteAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH