Thursday, March 20, 2008

Matt Ryan Explained

Matt Ryan, who played quarterback for the football team at Boston College, threw for scouts and coaches of professional football teams on Tuesday. He did this in hopes of being selected by one of the NFL's teams as a professional football player. Professional football players are paid to play football, which is a much better job than being an accountant or someone that mops up shit all day.

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16 comments:

  1. Unknown12:45 AM, March 20, 2008

    jesus, thank you. i had no idea what all the fuss was about.

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  2. Jeff Laughlin1:05 AM, March 20, 2008

    Also, he's a white dude with cornfed good looks, thus guaranteeing him more pussies than a game between the Falcons and Rams.

    Better if I said a contest between the chiefs and Raiders? More topical?

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  3. PUNTE1:36 AM, March 20, 2008

    no, that was great...

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  4. Unknown3:08 AM, March 20, 2008

    Of course, he willingly decided to attend Boston College, which means he's not going to throw to any of them daaahkies without some incentive.

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  5. Otto Man7:32 AM, March 20, 2008

    I'm just excited because it might mean the end of the Brodie Croyle era.

    Look out NFL! The Chiefs are coming to a playoff game near you in 2018!

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  6. aarong7:42 AM, March 20, 2008

    2018? little optimistic are we?

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  7. Steve8:18 AM, March 20, 2008

    That's who it is Matt Ryan reminds me of! Brodie Croyle!

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  8. Jared8:25 AM, March 20, 2008

    My poop reminds me of Brodie Croyle. It sits there, floating aimlessly, doing nothing to benefit anyone, and is then spun about uncontrollably by overpowering external forces (that is, the flushing).

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  9. twoeightnine8:44 AM, March 20, 2008

    Only the Chiefs would consider drafting a QB without a left hand.

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  10. Otto Man8:48 AM, March 20, 2008

    2018? little optimistic are we?

    to quote the Great Prophet Schottenheimer, "There's a gleam, gentlemen!"

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  11. Ken Dynamo9:49 AM, March 20, 2008

    i think this is my new favorite KSK post ever. is fucking sublime.

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  12. smurphette10:43 AM, March 20, 2008

    Dude, drafting Ryan would be a huge mistake. He has two first names! He absolutely cannot be trusted.

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  13. the great bambi10:51 AM, March 20, 2008

    @ smurphette

    well who would you trust more? matt ryan with two first names or brady quinn with two last names?

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  14. smurphette11:05 AM, March 20, 2008

    @bambi: No contest, Brady Quinn. Last names are not a problem. Plus, as a Notre Dame alum, I go with Holy Cross Bros. over the Jesuits any day.

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  15. Gern11:39 AM, March 20, 2008

    Brodie Croyle may be a clueless loser, but his wife is hot as shit. That's gotta count for something, right?

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  16. ws4:13 AM, March 21, 2008

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