Think I'm finally getting a handle on all this grief weight. I know the founder of Popeyes isn't coming back, but he'd want us to soldier on in his memory.And there are really so many fast food options, for all parts of the day. Heck, Taco Bell invented a whole new meal. A fourth meal.
I'm like Prufrock -- I can measure out my day in drivethroughs. But I'm thinking healthy now. Maybe I'll use one of those fancy innernet gizmos to map out my course of eating tomorrow. This time, I might even walk it.
Let me just sign in real quick.
Hey, what's this?
"Egg McMuffin inventor Herb Peterson dies"
Oh no.
Oh no no no.
[Eats handful of Funyuns]
Omm mom mom erm foom
Well at least Dave Thomas from Wendy's is still around and kicking
ReplyDeleteI'm like Prufrock -- I can measure out my day in drivethroughs.
ReplyDeleteFirst e.e. cummings, now T.S. Eliot?
Did the Emo Eagles take over the site?
That's low grimey. Dave Thomas was a great man and Wendy's is the best fast food restaurant.
ReplyDeleteOtto- when have we ever shied away from literary references?
ReplyDelete/foreshadows
Prufrock measured out his life in coffee spoons, J-Load uses a laddel.
ReplyDeleteDoes that mean that J-Load should dare eat a peach....cobbler with lots of ice cream?
ReplyDeleteI'm like Prufrock
ReplyDeleteThis made me laugh way harder than it should have.
Otto- when have we ever shied away from literary references?
ReplyDeleteTrue, UM.
You know who really embodies this site's style of dick jokes? Jane Austen.
fat guyyyyy in a little coat
ReplyDeleteRay Kroc is still flippin' those burgers in the sky.
ReplyDeleteWait...WHAT?!?!?!
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@otto: Hey, KSK and Jane Austen are totally compatible styles. Both take pride in making fun of idiots, it's just that her posts are a little longer and the girl characters have more clothes on.
ReplyDeletethe girl characters have more clothes on
ReplyDeleteWell, there's your deal-breaker right there.
If there's going to be literary references with the name of Eliot, it should only be George Eliot. Now there was a real man.
ReplyDeleteGame, set and quidditch match to Quiet Strength.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure that joke alone will get you an honorary MFA from Swarthmore.
If I were reincarnated, I'd want to come back a buzzard. Nothing hates him or envies him or wants him or needs him. He is never bothered or in danger, and he can eat anything.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait when you tie in The Wasteland to Brady Quinn's career in Cleveland.
ReplyDeleteToo bad Brett Favre retired. Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night would have been highly appropriate this year.
/T.S. Eliot and Dylan Thomas, 2of my favorites.
If there's going to be literary references with the name of Eliot, it should only be George Eliot. Now there was a real man.
ReplyDelete+100 QS, Very Nicely Done.
Thank you, thank you. I am feeling like with a qb from Kentucky, we've been missing some Spuckler quotes.
ReplyDeleteBrandine: "Dang, Cletus! Why'd you have to park so close to my parents?"
Cletus: "Now honey, they's mah parents too!"
"We have a slightly burnt collection of Sears Active Wear coming in later."
ReplyDelete"What time and how burnt?"
can't wait when you tie in The Wasteland to Brady Quinn's career in Cleveland.
ReplyDeleteDone and done.
2007 Draft: "April is the cruelest month."
Horseball's rise to greatness: "I too awaited the expected guest./ He, the young man carbuncular, arrives"
The golf pictures: "he wants a good time,/ And if don't give it him, there's others will"
His career: "HURRY UP PLEASE ITS TIME."