We're done with our internecine (pretentious!) fighting for now, and ready to get back to what's important: determining the most murderous of the mascots. We're down to the Elite Eight and have reached one overriding, indisputable conclusion: you people hate upsets. Other than the Chief in the Construda Region, there's not anything beyond a 1 or 2 seed to be found. We take it as a compliment to our seeding abilities, but shit - let's make this interesting.
Bengal tiger is a bigger cat than the Lion. I'm calling an upset there, especially since it's a one on one fight.
ReplyDeleteWell, the Chief could beat the Viking. There's still hope for a colossal upset.
ReplyDeleteI picked the Dolphin to shock the world by beating the Bengal, but apparently my poor prognostication skills are not confined to hoops. PS Fuck Mercury Morris.
ReplyDeleteJet has had a easy road going up against winged fowl, now lets see how it handles the Bear.
ReplyDeletethe jet is going to win, surprise surprise
ReplyDelete..unless its coached by rick barnes
Jet had the benefit of a weak division. God damned airplane vs the zoo. No chance making it to the final.
ReplyDeleteAnd the Chief is this year's cinderella story.
ReplyDeleteHey, everything worked out great for him the last time he was the underdog.
I just saw an impetigo Suzy Kolber bobbing hypnotically on the banner and I think I peed my pants a little bit.
ReplyDeletestill getting over the Falcon loss...truly thought the had it in the bag
ReplyDeletebrackets are pretentious.
ReplyDeletethis whole argument is shallow and pedantic
ReplyDeleteYou can't put up something as adorable as Daniel Striped-Tiger and then expect me not to vote for it.
ReplyDeletePennington vs. Grossman = dogshit
ReplyDeleteEli vs. Young = Holy shit
Viking QB TBD vs. Chefs QB TBD = Don't give a shit
Kitna vs. Palmer = one sided shit
Who'd a thunk it, but Eli has a legit shot at winning another championship in our lifetime.
this whole argument is shallow and pedantic
ReplyDeleteYes, shallow and pedantic.