Saturday, March 29, 2008

The Elite 8 of Kill Kill Killers is Revealed


We're done with our internecine (pretentious!) fighting for now, and ready to get back to what's important: determining the most murderous of the mascots. We're down to the Elite Eight and have reached one overriding, indisputable conclusion: you people hate upsets. Other than the Chief in the Construda Region, there's not anything beyond a 1 or 2 seed to be found. We take it as a compliment to our seeding abilities, but shit - let's make this interesting.

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  1. Bengal tiger is a bigger cat than the Lion. I'm calling an upset there, especially since it's a one on one fight.

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  2. Well, the Chief could beat the Viking. There's still hope for a colossal upset.

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  3. I picked the Dolphin to shock the world by beating the Bengal, but apparently my poor prognostication skills are not confined to hoops. PS Fuck Mercury Morris.

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  4. Jet has had a easy road going up against winged fowl, now lets see how it handles the Bear.

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  5. the jet is going to win, surprise surprise

    ..unless its coached by rick barnes

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  6. Jet had the benefit of a weak division. God damned airplane vs the zoo. No chance making it to the final.

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  7. And the Chief is this year's cinderella story.

    Hey, everything worked out great for him the last time he was the underdog.

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  8. I just saw an impetigo Suzy Kolber bobbing hypnotically on the banner and I think I peed my pants a little bit.

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  9. still getting over the Falcon loss...truly thought the had it in the bag

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  10. this whole argument is shallow and pedantic

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  11. You can't put up something as adorable as Daniel Striped-Tiger and then expect me not to vote for it.

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  12. Pennington vs. Grossman = dogshit

    Eli vs. Young = Holy shit

    Viking QB TBD vs. Chefs QB TBD = Don't give a shit

    Kitna vs. Palmer = one sided shit

    Who'd a thunk it, but Eli has a legit shot at winning another championship in our lifetime.

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  13. this whole argument is shallow and pedantic

    Yes, shallow and pedantic.

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