I could have sworn we did this matchup already, and indeed we did.
Vote in the sidebar and consider this an open thread to discuss the NCAA's, boobs, liquor, or anything else of your choosing.
Voting is closed. The Redskin won with 57 percent of the vote.
few things in life are better than body shots off hooters girls while watching NCAA basketball instead of working...
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Damn you bambi...my thoughts exactly...well done. Can I trade body shots for beer, Hooters girls for strippers, and NCAA bball for NHL playoffs?
ReplyDeleteIs there a quota they have to meet at Michigan State for tall gangly ginger redhead retards?
ReplyDeleteIs deadspin not loading for anyone else?
ReplyDeleteAll your Deadspin are belong to us!
ReplyDeleteXavier needs to get their act together, I don't like to brag but mine are pretty nice, in about an hour I will be drinking Smithwick's, and I hate the ESPN website because it wouldn't let me enter my picks for the Deadspin pool in time.
ReplyDeleteI don't like to brag but mine are pretty nice
ReplyDeleteProve it.
< /lecherous drunkeness >
@Smurphette - Indeed, they need to quit fucking around.
ReplyDeleteI get to go drain the giant hole in my back yard that will soon be a pool. I would rather be doing actual work today.
I would like to take this opportunity to entertain this festival crowd with a 20-minute free form jazz exploration.
ReplyDeleteI heart boobs.
ReplyDelete/waits impatiently for the yapcunts
ReplyDeleteOh, and Buccaneers are gay.
ReplyDeleteJust ask Bucco Bruce.
@GOURMET SPUD, jazz odyssey ?
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ReplyDeleteWe haven't done one of those since that blues-jazz festival on St. Lucia. Or was it jazz-blues?
Ooh ooh, what about a musical version of the life of Jack the Ripper?
ReplyDeleteYou're a naughty one,
Saucy Jack...
I came here expecting college gilrs showing boobs, boobs with liquor being poured and consequently licked/sucked off of them by other college girls, liquor being drank from navels of college girls... you get the point.
ReplyDeleteAll I got is a movie poster of my old boyfriend.
Smell The Glove, futuremrs.
ReplyDeleteDid KSK go out of it's way to find the two gayest pirate pictures ever? I mean, we had one horse looking semi-cool (in a 70's van mural kind of way), couldn't they have found one bad ass, knarly looking pirate?
ReplyDeleteAND ONE! That's more like it, Xavier.
ReplyDelete@claude: Not that kind of girl. (Unless a bet is involved and I lose. )
Fuck you, Georgia. I pick you in a 14-v.-3 upset, and you choke away a massive second half lead? Fuckity fuck fuck fuck.
ReplyDeleteFuck you March Madness On Demand and fuck anyone who it actually works the way it's supposed to for. What the fuck! I download and install your bullshit plugin, then you tell me I need to download and install the same fucking plugin that I just fucking downloaded and installed?? Bullshit!
ReplyDeleteHail to the Redskins!
ReplyDeleteI smell an upset in the making
@smurphette
ReplyDeleteWell, there is the upcoming potential matchup between Xavier and Purdue....
Nothing like watching the NCAA's, drinking some liquor and thinking about boobs while reading KSK during commercial breaks.
ReplyDelete@claude: I don't make wagers lightly. At the very least, one of the other Indiana schools would need to be involved, since those are my only true rooting interests for basketball (and with how the Hoosiers have been playing, I wouldn't bet on them right now).
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ReplyDeleteI'm an IU alumn. Smurphette's a ND fan (alumn?). They could (however, won't) meet in the sweet 16. The makings of a bet?
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