Weird Science is a comedic gem. This homage, on the other hand, is a little creepy. Am I supposed to believe this is some sort of fantasy? Or perhaps this is the result of a Jerry Jones-funded genetic manipulation experiment conducted in a (failed) attempt to decrease Terrell Owens' drops.
While I was vaguely aware that there are a plethora of niche erotica out there, I was heretofore unaware of the "footballs-where-boobs-should be" demographic. However, expanding readership means occasionally reaching out to a new audience. Viva la difference!
Possibly NSFW.
Yeah, that was creepy.
ReplyDelete...I was therefore unaware of the "footballs-where-boobs-should-be" demographic.
ReplyDeleteIt's the only way Peyton can sustain an erection.
She can moisten my needle anyday.
ReplyDeleteBe careful, your gonna poke your eye out.
ReplyDeleteMOM?!!
ReplyDeleteI want to punt the shit out of those boobs, if you know what i mean.
ReplyDeleteIs your muffin buttered?
ReplyDeleteWould you like us to assign someone to butter it for you?
A Mean Girls reference on KSK! Never thought I'd have the opportunity to make one.
Clip directed by Jean-Paul Gaultier
ReplyDeleteHow bout a nice, greasy pork sandwich served on a dirty ashtray?
ReplyDeleteChet rules.
every damn night? On the telephone?
ReplyDeleteOMG futuremrs!!! that was so fetch!!!
ReplyDelete/shutting up now
I love football too, but this guy needs better priorities.
ReplyDeleteMom! I've NEVER tossed off to ANYTHING!
@futuremrs: Oh my god, KSK? They're almost too gay to function!
ReplyDeleteThe Great Bambi is a grotsky little beeyotch.
ReplyDeleteboo you whore!
ReplyDelete"i it's the only way Peyton can sustain an erection."
ReplyDeletewell played good sir, well played
She's into malacas Dino!
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