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Yee-Haw! Good golly jee-willickers! Holy Moly! Dad gummit! D'yoo see that, maw! I gots me a new trofee for da shed out back! Man, I was going so gotdang fast, I was hotter than a pidgeon covered in molasses on a Tuesday morning! Whoo-wee!
I gonna git me some money now, buy Jim Bob Junior that second pair of blue jeans he's always wanted. An' me and my girl ken finally get hitched. We won't even be cousins anymore! This is so dang great! I'm the grand champeen of racin'!
What yew say? This only the firrst race o' the year? Sheeit.
Hey Ma, GET OFF THE DANG ROOF!
ReplyDelete"Jim Bob Junior that second pair of blue jeans he's always wanted..."
ReplyDeletehis other pair is cut off too short to wear to weddings.
Some folk'll never lose a toe, then some again, some folk'll like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel!
ReplyDeleteBecause I have to:
ReplyDeleteSqueal like a pig, boy!
That's a flattering pic of Unsilent. Is that his bookreading award?
ReplyDeleteWhere are his nipples?
ReplyDelete"We have a collection of slightly-burnt Sears Action Wear coming in later this afternoon."
ReplyDelete"What time and how burnt?"
gunner, legbrace, etc.
ReplyDeleteclay davis likes nascar? i thought he only read aeschylus...
ReplyDeleteAn' me and my girl ken finally get hitched. We won't even be cousins anymore!
ReplyDeleteYes, but they will always be brother and sister.
From the home of all those Nascar lovin' hicks, thank-you. I hate that shit.
ReplyDeleteAnd put your shirt back on Bambi.
Was this picture taken on the set of "Two Girls, One Cup"?
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