The KSK Guide to Insufferable, F--kface, S--thead, LOSER Patriots Fans

NEW YORK GIANTS 2/3/2008: NOW I SHOW YOU SOME TRICK OR TWO
Bill Simmons 11/9

For better or worse, that's our mantra for the 2007 season. After the legitimacy of the three Super Bowl titles was questioned, there was only one response: 19-0. The players keep saying they're taking it one game at a time; I say they're full of crap. They want to join the '72 Dolphins and destroy everyone along the way. Why? Because bleep everybody, that's why. After Welker clinched the Colts game with a crucial first-down catch, he defiantly hopped up and screamed at the poor cornerback covering him, "YOU F------ SUCK!" Unquestionably, it was the defining play of the season -- not just that the Patriots converted the exact same situation that killed them last January (when they could have clinched a Super Bowl trip with one more completion on third-and-short), but that Welker displayed such arrogant disdain after finishing the Colts off.

Only two years ago, I wrote that the Colts would be crazy for pursuing an undefeated season and risking injuries when the only thing that mattered was a Super Bowl title. Now? I guess I'm a hypocrite. If you asked any Patriots fan to pick between two doors that determined the rest of the season -- behind Door No. 1, the team would lose once but have a 100 percent chance to win the Super Bowl, and behind Door No. 2, there would be two-in-three chance at a 19-0 season or a one-in-three chance that the team would lose in the playoffs -- a surprising number of fans would roll the dice with that second door. Including me.

BY SUPERMIKE4EVER AT 10/23/07 11:24 AM

PREVIOUS SSW
Taking out Tom Brady's legs is the only way to save this season from certain Pats 19-0 domination.

NEW SSW
Just sit back and try to enjoy it, it'll hurt less.

supermike4ever commented on Don Shula Will Assign You An Asterisk And You Will Wear It, at 1:38 PM on Nov 7

the Patriots are the best team in football*

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supermike4ever commented on Don Shula Will Assign You An Asterisk And You Will Wear It, at 1:01 PM on Nov 7

the '07 patriots would beat the '72 dolphins by 51.

supermike4ever commented on Britney Spears' "Gimme More," The Video: In Which Our Heroine Takes To The Pole, at 10:08 AM on Oct 5

THIS IS BRITNEY'S SARGENT PEPPER'S!!!!!

THIS SONG WILL LIVE IN INFAMY AS THE GREATEST SINGLE MUSICAL COMPOSITION SINCE GARY GLITTERS ROCK AND ROLL 2!!

GREATEST EVERERERERR!!!!!!!

BY SUPERMIKE4EVER AT 01/15/08 06:56 PM

@calmasacucumber: oooooh now you're in trouble.

the fact of the matter of fact is this: Brady's NUMBERS could NEVER SUGGEST even a FRACTION of the greatness that exists in Brady's little finger's fingernail's hangnail's dust particle.

not that Brady has ever gotten a hangnail.

BY SUPERMIKE4EVER AT 04:03 PM

DoucheGate!

Pats: Best football team ever.... or best ANYTHING AT ALL ever?

BY SUPERMIKE4EVER AT 11:45 AM

Today is going to be a good day.

Robert said...

Let's make two things perfectly fucking clear: Nobody can question that the fix was on against NE last Sunday - it was just too damn obvious. That may be troublesome to those hoping for 19-0 until they realize the only competition left for NE is, well, ummm, nobody, really.

11:30 AM, November 10, 2007

Robert said...

Grrrrr! The angry n---er speaks! Oo-Oo

Interesting fact that I'm sure you will appreciate, ape. Did you know that the ape is considered the smartest non humanoid on earth?

Thought you would like that, you witless moron.

19-0, baby. Eat those bananas.

It’s over, you bandwagon Massengill sluts. Let's see you print some T-shirts for this shit. The Greatest Choke Job of ALL-TIME. Not like it matters. No one is ever going to let you forget.