And here's your Doug & Doug report for Week 5. No more mustache for swarthy Doug. Aj Daulerio would NOT approve of such shenanigans. Both Doug and Doug have promised us more swearing from here on out. And that's good. Because I think we can all agree that Reggie Bush can eat a fat dick.
We want a cut of that goodshirt.com revenue, you two. We expect it in unmarked tax-free barrabonds before the end of the week. Make it happen.
I actually look forward to these guys every week. They feel my dorky fantasy pain and they're fucking funny.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, KSK...I'm not cheating on you baby. What's that? You see Doug's shaved moustache hairs on my collar? That's nothing, baby! It's from a stray dog I rescued on the way home!
Love these guys, but the headband is gay.
ReplyDeletebarrabonds? oh drew, i really hope you have a jew handling your money for you.
ReplyDeletePittsburgh weed does suck, and David Greene would be a hero to all Jews if he weren't just another character being acted out by a fucking gentile.
ReplyDeleteFuck you, Brendan Fraser, Roberto Benini, Robin Williams, and all the rest
"bearer bonds"
ReplyDelete"Pittsburgh weed does suck."
ReplyDeleteWell, it's probably good then that the Broncos and Steelers are playing in Denver.
mmmm, denver weed rules!
ReplyDeleteMaybe if his name is Trent Greenberg
ReplyDeleteThose guys are so gay for each other. It looks like they're ready to tongue fuck each other at any minute. Still, they make me laugh.
ReplyDeleteThe Gay Mafia will be sitting on the beach with 20%.
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ReplyDeleteSomething tells me headband dude would be a real douche if you ever met him. But again, they're pretty funny.
ReplyDeleteI love the Dougs. And shaving the moustache was a good call. And I think the headband is supposed to be gay.
ReplyDeleteStay away from the bearer bonds. My friend Mike got capped in Detroit behind them shits.
ReplyDeleteUM--Robin Williams? Is that a Jakob the Liar reference? Yikes.
ReplyDeleteI feel you though. John Turturro is top of the list. Eric Bana, Daniel Craig, James Woods and Joe Mantegna get a pass though.