Sunday, October 14, 2007

BAD. ASS.


Now you know why Sunday is a day of worship. Hey coach, maybe it would be a good idea to play him more than HALF THE FUCKING GAME. Moron.

Purple Jesus rules.

28 comments:

  1. In one league, I already had purple jesus. In the other, I traded Reggie Bush and Holt for him and TO two weeks ago.

    I feel guilty. Kinda. Well, not really. It's like candy from a baby, Smithers.

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  2. A friend of mine asked me before the season how much impact AP would have in MN offense b/c he had the 12th pick in his draft and was thinking of him. I talked him out of it.

    We don't talk much anymore.

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  3. my opponent this week has "The Purple Lord and Savior" as well as Brady, need i tell u how i did?

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  4. I got AP for lions wr Roy Williams last week. I feel kinda guilty also...

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  5. I used to like purple Jesus. Then he face raped my bears. Now I'm a satanist. Thanks a lot, Vikings.

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  6. Purple Jesus is an animal. Good for him. He deserves the Meast of the Week.

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  7. I have him Steve Smith and Welker. My week is going pretty well.

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  8. Archuleta can't tackle for shit. Or Brandon McGowan. Or Danieal Manning.

    But props to Purple Jesus, he should be in the running for NFL MVP right now, and they should just give him rookie of the year right now.

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  9. Props to AP, he should definetly get the meast. But if you're going to gloat about your guy/team, do it on a vikes blog.

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  10. Anybody else notice that 4/5 times Baldinger and Stockton said Brandon McGowan's name, it was referring to Danieal Manning?

    Don't they have a number-to-name cheat sheet for stuff like this...and also, the names on the jerseys.

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  11. So fucking raw. He better get just as many carries next week.

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  12. But if you're going to gloat about your guy/team, do it on a vikes blog.

    Who's blog is this?

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  13. I figure Childress will sit him next week and rely on Tavaris and the passing game.

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  14. Okay, Drew. You've earned the right. Go ahead and stick your man-boobs out with pride.

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  15. hey greek when you can write a blog as well as BDD can then you can bitch and moan about homering on a football blog...

    ass clown....

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  16. Brady lived up to the pre-game "big" game hype, but AP was absolutely measty in tagging my Bears' ass.

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  17. homerism is fine so long as your team sucks ass in general, as the Vikes do. it's only when you're incessantly pimping the Patriots like Simmons that you start to make people wanna punch you in the throat.

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  18. o.k., I'll go way out on a limb here and saw Purple Jesus will win R.O.Y

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  19. Broken collarbone and/or ankle coming in 3...2...1...

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  20. BDD,

    So how hard did you come this week?

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  21. I cannot justify worshipping any man who wears purple and plays home football games within the confines of a dome.

    "BAD" and "ASS" are probably two terms I would've used to describe the Bears' defense as well, but not necessarily together ...

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  22. If BDD has deserved it, for the sake of argument, hasn't Bill Simmons as well? I can't stand that insufferable pricks blog and its why this ones so refreshing. So when I see stuff like that, I want to post a comment. So fucking sue me.

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  23. Greek, sometimes we do quick little homer posts on Sunday. But we take great pains to avoid Homerism in general. So don't expect us to make a habit of it.

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  24. @chamomiles davis:

    Little Daughter Drew: The Sequel coming in 3...2...1...

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  25. @d.rock -

    The only thing I have right now is the fact we beat the fucking Packers.

    Otherwise all hope is lost. You have it fucking dead on.

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  26. I had Brady and Purp Jesus....and lost. I guess that's what happens when a Bears fan starts Purple Jew against the (Soft Cuddly Stuffed Animal) Monsters of the Midway. Now I hate fantasy football AND real football.

    Super Bowl memories....fading fast......

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