Say it with me, dickhead: Noo. Or. Lins. New Orlins. New Orlins. New Orlins.
You fucking stupid piece of shit. Who the hell doesn't learn how to say a city's name after a natural disaster results in 24-hour news coverage for a month?
. New Orleans! . Home of pirates, drunks, and whores... . New Orleans! . Tacky, overpriced souvenir stores... . . If you want to go to hell, you should take a trip . To the Sodom and Gomorrah of the Mississip': . . New Orleans! . Stinking, rotten, vomiting, vile... . New Orleans! . Putrid, brackish, maggotty, foul... . . New Orleans! . Crummy, lousy, rancid and rank... . New Orleans!
BDD is right, it's essentially one word. Just sounds better that way. And easier to say when you're drunk, and if you're in Nawlins, you should be drunk.
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No no no. It's Nawlins'. Or so I've been told.
ReplyDeleteI just call it "K-Ville."
ReplyDeleteBut then, I am officially owned by FOX.
Wow, the Seahawks are awful.
ReplyDeleteI'm hoping they can at least end Reggie Bush's career so the fellatio can stop.
The best part about HDTV? Watching the trainwreck known as Al Michael's hair plugs.
ReplyDeleteI never thought I would enjoy a broadcasting team involving Tony Kornholer more than one involving Madden, but I do.
ReplyDeleteThen again, I am about 100+ chicken wings and about half as many shots of JD deep tonight.
Hey Cap -
ReplyDeleteNo truer words have ever been spoken. I truly want to snap his neck every time he says New Or.lee.ans.
What an asslicker.
. New Orleans!
ReplyDelete. Home of pirates, drunks, and whores...
. New Orleans!
. Tacky, overpriced souvenir stores...
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. If you want to go to hell, you should take a trip
. To the Sodom and Gomorrah of the Mississip':
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. New Orleans!
. Stinking, rotten, vomiting, vile...
. New Orleans!
. Putrid, brackish, maggotty, foul...
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. New Orleans!
. Crummy, lousy, rancid and rank...
. New Orleans!
BDD is right, it's essentially one word. Just sounds better that way. And easier to say when you're drunk, and if you're in Nawlins, you should be drunk.
ReplyDeleteIt's a chocolate city, you know.
ReplyDeleteAl Michaels doesn't care about black people.
ReplyDeleteNOLA ?
ReplyDeleteHello folks,
ReplyDeleteYou are using the name "Retard" for promotional items but must be unaware that my company has a registered trademark for that name. Therefore I am sorry but you should no longer use the name. I appreciate a response.
You can see our trademark "Retard" at www.anncoulter.com
thank you,
Clasina Valkenberg
Fuck. And Yes.
ReplyDeleteGeaux Saints.
And, by the way, it's Noo Orlins. N'awlins is for yats. And don't even get me started on New Orleens.
@ turleygirlie
ReplyDeletemore commonly known as hepatitisville. or gentrification acres, depending on your orientation
Tee. Hee.
ReplyDeleteThat's why you gotta live in the 'burbs.
Is it any worse than "Cincinatt-uh"? Screw you, guy-who-is-not-Herbstriet-or-Corso.
ReplyDeleteWhat's a yat?
ReplyDelete"And, by the way, it's Noo Orlins. N'awlins is for yats and douchebags."
ReplyDelete@slash -- a yat is a native.
@christmas ape:
ReplyDeleteMy idiot "friend" thought it was "crummy lousy resident wreck" instead of "rancid and rank". He's dead now. Cancer of the face.