@awful chief, they give you a choice of 8 football helmets or you can use some queer looking avatar. It is my biggest complaint with yahoo fantasy sports.
To be fair, MMP - you're starting Chris Chambers - even as a Miami fan (condolences accepted), I'd never make that mistake. Seriously, though - isn't Jerry Porter available on waivers or something?
Don't be mad at fantasy football. It ain't the league's fault you drafted like a female. Scratch that, you don't even have any cute name brand starters. Who has Leonard Pope as their TE? I'm hoping Dallas Clark is your starter and the bye week fucked you. Julius Jones is nothing but a de facto starter (and I know, he's tea-bagged my team). And why, oh why, would you start the Dallas defense against Brady? Don't you know his penis is 14x bigger than average?
MMP, your team sucks more than a hooker at the point. And I am a little disappointed that NOIS even has one white player on the FFB squad. What the hell is going on in the land of righteousness?
- To be fair, I don't remember any black kickers in the league. So NOIS is stuck with whiteys. But couldn't he just pick up Cleo Lemon off the waiver wire to steal some credibility back?
- If Dallas got 11 for giving up 48 to the Pats, do you get like a million points for a shutout? What fucking amateur set this league up?
Our team was decimated by the bye week, yet, by His will, he saw us through to victory.
All praise is His.
And, due to the foul terms and biased scoring built into FFB which does not reward the leadership and athleticism of Negro QB's, we were forced to use a bald, white devil
I hate to ask who you had on your bench.
ReplyDeleteLarry Fitzgerald . . . fucking fantasy football teams for four years strong.
ReplyDeleteDoes Yahoo not let you personalize your logo?
ReplyDelete@awful chief, they give you a choice of 8 football helmets or you can use some queer looking avatar. It is my biggest complaint with yahoo fantasy sports.
ReplyDeleteI took a 3 point loss up the ass yesterday. Fuck Belichick.
ReplyDeleteDamn, MMP. Your teams SUCKS.
ReplyDelete/thanks God for Tom Brady and LT2.
Really? Did you start Kurt Warner, too?
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To be fair, MMP - you're starting Chris Chambers - even as a Miami fan (condolences accepted), I'd never make that mistake. Seriously, though - isn't Jerry Porter available on waivers or something?
ReplyDeleteWait a minute, NOIS has a white QB starting
ReplyDeleteI'll never be able to take him seriously again
Don't be mad at fantasy football. It ain't the league's fault you drafted like a female. Scratch that, you don't even have any cute name brand starters. Who has Leonard Pope as their TE? I'm hoping Dallas Clark is your starter and the bye week fucked you. Julius Jones is nothing but a de facto starter (and I know, he's tea-bagged my team). And why, oh why, would you start the Dallas defense against Brady? Don't you know his penis is 14x bigger than average?
ReplyDeleteFuck it, de jure starter.
ReplyDeleteeric johnson at TE might have been a good pick-up
ReplyDeletewow. if my team were that shitty, i would hate fantasy football too
ReplyDeletealso, what the fuck are the settings that your defense can give up 48 points and still get more points than yahoo was expecting?
ReplyDeleteNo milk will ever be our milk.
ReplyDeleteyou get 6 points for a defensive TD I think, and the 'Boys ran back a Brady fumble. that accounts for most of their points right there.
ReplyDeletethat is a pretty sorry-looking squadron though. I hope you've got some Colts or, like me, at least made the understandable mistake of drafting S-Jax.
thats not fair, rizzuto is a corpse, not a word.
ReplyDeleteRRRRRRRRRR you going to the mall later
ReplyDeleteThe question is whose team is worse, yours or Schorno's?
ReplyDeleteMMP, your team sucks more than a hooker at the point. And I am a little disappointed that NOIS even has one white player on the FFB squad. What the hell is going on in the land of righteousness?
ReplyDeleteThe question is whose team is worse, yours or Schorno's?
ReplyDeletedifferent leagues
Man, what is this no fractional points bull-chit?
ReplyDeleteEven the threat of ties is for smelly Europeans.
2 points here...
ReplyDelete- To be fair, I don't remember any black kickers in the league. So NOIS is stuck with whiteys. But couldn't he just pick up Cleo Lemon off the waiver wire to steal some credibility back?
- If Dallas got 11 for giving up 48 to the Pats, do you get like a million points for a shutout? What fucking amateur set this league up?
33% Buzzsaw = 100% Beatable
ReplyDeleteWe thank Allah for this victory.
ReplyDeleteOur team was decimated by the bye week, yet, by His will, he saw us through to victory.
All praise is His.
And, due to the foul terms and biased scoring built into FFB which does not reward the leadership and athleticism of Negro QB's, we were forced to use a bald, white devil