The graphics would occasionally refer to the Cowboys as the "Vaqueros" and the Bears as the "Osos" and Terrell Owens as "pendejo." The halftime entertainment may or may not have featured 90's retread Gloria Estefan and AAA-radio (yaaaaawn) favorite Ozomatli. I wouldn't know because I was watching Family Guy's Star Wars tribute by that point. In any event, none of these changes seemed particularly troublesome or even noteworthy for that matter.
But then there's this guy...
"I DON'T KNOW IF WE OWN ANYTHING IN THIS COUNTRY ANYMORE!"
I'm not sure who the "we" that T.J. Douchemanzadeh here is referring to-- but at the very least, "they" still own that redneck sleeveless t-shirt and no one will ever take that away.
Look, life can vexing at times. Your car breaks down at the most inopportune of times. Your boss is whipping your ass for no reason. Your favorite porn star suddenly OD's. But the key to living to see next Sunday's games is taking it all in stride. Hopefully this guy will realize that before he gives himself an apoplexy.
Actually, I do have one small complaint about NBC's coverage: the WWF long ago conditioned me to believe that once the Spanish-language broadcast team is acknowledged on-screen, someone will soon be thrown through their table, sending TV monitors flying while babbling announcers scramble for their lives. Think about it. Wouldn't the best way to finish off Rex Grossman's career as a starter have been to let Brian Urlacher snap and deliver the flying elbow while Raul Allegre screams "DIOS MIO!!! EL JEFE MUY LOCO! DONDE ESTA MI TEQUILA???"
Is that Bobby Slayton?
ReplyDeleteAs Cerveceros is much cool than Brewers.
ReplyDeleteYeah sorry man, the Kid from Brooklan has been doing this bit for about 3 years
ReplyDeleteThis guy definitely won't let his kids watch Dora or Diego.
ReplyDeleteAlso, as long as I keep getting Univision to beat off to all the hot Latin chicks on that channel I don't care what the NFL does in Spanish.
Did he cum at the end of it? What was with the 15 second moaning/sighing end of that clip?
ReplyDeleteHe is on Queens Public Television. Caught one of these rants flipping channels once.
ReplyDeletehttp://drinkingwithbob.com/about.html
pretty terrible
mwahahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteMWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
....It has begun. Your country is ours!
Oh, no...wait a minute. Yea, no. We just still work for you.
Dammit.
"Immigants! Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them!"
ReplyDeleteThe irony here is that when that guy suffers his inevitable stroke, heart attack and/or loss of bladder function, he's going to wind up at a Queens hospital staffed by a great big bunch of furriners.
Suck it, John Rocker.
"This country is being taken away from us, bit by bit, piece by piece!"
ReplyDeleteNative American: "How does it feel, asshole?"
Calm down, wifebeater guy. Have some tequila.
The idiots yelping in agreement with this guy on YouTube makes me weep for this country.
ReplyDeleteis mike vick going to have to make a surprise comeback on here?
ReplyDeletehttp://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3037175
jesus... hope his wife never makes tacos for dinner.
ReplyDeleteIt's fucknuts like these that make me wanna welcome our new latino overloards.
TJ Douchemanzadeh.
ReplyDeletePriceless, flub.
All your football broadcast are belong to us.
ReplyDeleteThis is ouuuuuuuuur country
ReplyDeleteIt's fucknuts like these that make me wanna welcome our new latino overloards
ReplyDeleteI second that statement, but they've got to dress like this before I call them MY overlord.
I bet his neighbors must hate him when he does these idiotic rants.
ReplyDeleteThat guy describes his humor as "MAD TV esq."... First of all, I think he means -esque, as in douchesque, but whatever. The real problem is that no one, I repeat, NO ONE, should ever try to promote themselves by comparing their comedy to MAD TV.
ReplyDelete"Look, life can vexing at times. Your car breaks down at the most inopportune of times. Your boss is whipping your ass for no reason. Your favorite porn star suddenly OD's."
ReplyDelete"And then you come home to the news that your wife just left you for a drummer!"
When did KSK become a Lou Holtz pep talk?
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he had a stroke.
What a fuckin' weirdo. Maybe "we" can sell the rest of the country so that pussybaskets like this can just go ahead and off themselves.