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What do I look like, Buddy Fucking Ryan?
ReplyDeleteYeah, Tom Brady just impregnated your Mommy. Go get the vacuum.
ReplyDeleteBring this doggie out back to Uncle Mike, he'll know what to do .
ReplyDeleteThat's what I said to your mother when I learned she was pregnant with you..
ReplyDeleteIs it time to play Dr. Brownfinger, Daddy?
ReplyDeleteActually, there's a nice high school girl over there. But I'm taking her to prom, so FUCK OFF!!
ReplyDeleteTake this purple double dong back to your mother, tell her Fred Smoot sent it last week.
ReplyDeleteNow that you mention it, Ray Lewis did leave a Ginzu 2000 a half inch deep into my kidney....
ReplyDelete"Well, Peter King did mistake me for Tony Romo last night, and...well, let me show you."
ReplyDeleteWho do you think you are, Danny Fucking Baugher...talkin' to me like that!
ReplyDelete"Yeah, lets give a snip to the ol' vas deferens so I do have any more of you lil' shits runnin' around....goddam kids."
ReplyDelete"The rest of Chris Simms' spleen!"
ReplyDelete-Jon Gruden
C'mon Belichick, his leg is *broken*, I can't flag it as questionable on the injury report! You can beat me with your hoodie, but I'm not doing it!
ReplyDeleteIt's LJ, he's been Hermed.
ReplyDeleteThe knife Tiki Barber stuck in my back.
ReplyDeleteThat's the last time I let Ray Lewis near the cutlery...
ReplyDeleteYea, Mike Vick came over, so say goodbye to Fido and throw him in the trash.
ReplyDeleteYeah, get Lance Briggs out of the house, before the police shows up and test his BAC levels.
ReplyDelete"Yeah, Eli Manning's tongue.
ReplyDeleteEver hear of a rusty trombone, son?"
every time you get drunk you make me wear this. i look like laveraneus coles to you motherfucker?
ReplyDeleteYeah, Leonard Little dropped something off last night. Go grab the shovel.
ReplyDeleteYeah, get the wet/dry shopvac. That's "Rexstacy Sauce" your standing in. And have you seen your sister?
ReplyDeleteYep, Sex Cannon's cock from Mommy's two-hole! Hop to it!
ReplyDeleteIf you don't pipe down until the game's over, you'll be surgically removing my size 12 Florsheim from your Underoos. Scram, junior.
ReplyDeleteYeah. Get the Vikings on that boat, head down to Newport News and get those, uh, packages from Mr. Vick. You might want to swing by Chicago to get Tank Johnson for some muscle. But, whatever you do, stay the hell away from New England. Brady might get someone or something pregnant.
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ReplyDeleteGo ahead and take lil'er lil' Ronnie out of "Fuck da Eagles". She's had enough tonight.
ReplyDeleteTake off that queer doctor's outfit, you look like Brady Quinn at a wedding reception.
ReplyDeleteI begul shitting, and then I washed mah ass, then I lost the construda. Can you take a look and see if you can find it?
ReplyDeleteNah....I asked for a sexy Rexy fastball and that's what I got.
ReplyDelete[insert Brady Quinn's rampant homosexuality joke HERE]
ReplyDelete"Yeah, the trash. Careful, it is as pungent and rotten as the New Orleans Saints offense was tonight against the Colts!"
ReplyDeleteJerry Jones.
ReplyDeleteDon't try to distract me. The fuck lion's coming out, I don't care what your counselor says is "OK."
ReplyDeleteYes, the service charges added on to the price of these god damn tickets. what a fucking rip off.
ReplyDeleteFuck off hydrohead - the gerbils are nesting.
ReplyDeleteHave you ever seen a grown man naked, Johnny?
ReplyDeleteMan, Fuck Dat Spider!
ReplyDelete"Why yes, son: Mommy's hand from my fucking wallet. She's been taking her gambling tips from Bill Simmons again."
ReplyDelete"Who has a thumb and loves blowjobs?"
ReplyDeleteAl Davis just canned Lane Kiffin for being too old, so take off that fucking outfit and get your ass over there for an interview
ReplyDelete..yeah, you can take yourself out back to the shed. I made a bet with Brady Quinn and..well I lost. Prepare to become a man, son. Sorta.
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