I just wanted to let you know that Wade Phillip's hands are the scariest thing I have ever seen. I you have a DVR rewind back to the early in the 2nd quarter when they show him on the sidelines. His hands are 4times the size of a normal mans hands.
It's like each one of Wade Phillips fingers was the size of two bratwursts. Oh my god, it was scary looking. I'm glad someone else noticed, thanks snowmanco.
Considering that we've lost 50% of our defensive starters and 2 or 3 of their backups plus our starting QB, and had the whole team watch as a teammate was paralyzed on the field, I'm not surprised that we suck.
I'll still cheer them on every week but I've gone from expecting improvement on last year to hoping for 3 or 4 wins.
Glen Dorsey is going to look pretty good in blue and red.
The Cowboys treated the 2006 NFC Champs like a bunch of bitches. And Rex looked like the main bitch. When he dropped back to pass, I could see the wheels spinning in his head, "FUCK IT, I'M GOING DEEP" and "Those DBs aren't that good, I'm Sexy Rexy the Cumslinger."
@289, I'm going to the Balmore game and I'll be looking good in my "solid" shirt baby! Don't need another fucking quarterback, we need some black dudes on D. All them white guys has me thinking Ol' Marv might be a tad racist.
I just wanted to let you know that Wade Phillip's hands are the scariest thing I have ever seen. I you have a DVR rewind back to the early in the 2nd quarter when they show him on the sidelines. His hands are 4times the size of a normal mans hands.
ReplyDeleteJimmy Fallon? I nominate the Sex Cannon as a replacement fucker.
ReplyDeleteHey Maj hows Peyton's little sister lookin now?
ReplyDeleteI agree with your fuck and raise you a shit and ass.
ReplyDeleteI know how you feel. Having to watch my Saints lose to the Colts was like being tied to a chair and having to watch Larry Bird fuck my wife.
ReplyDeleteI just want to add, Fuck Lee Evans.
ReplyDeleteThe Sex Cannon just said "Fuck it, I'm going deep." Buuuuuut, he's no Dreamboat.
ReplyDeleteFUCK YOU DREW. FUCK YOU. Wilfuckhead obviously needed $20 but screwed up the directions.
ReplyDeleteJimmy Fallon is way worse than the Sex Cannon. At least you can learn something by watching Rex do what he does best.
ReplyDeleteHey 289, going out on a fucking ledge and jumping doesn't seem like such a bad idea for a Bills fan now, does it?
ReplyDeleteDon't tell me about the fucking Bills, I've been dealing with this shit for decades.
Fuck.
Consider this year the Brian Brohm sweepstakes.
It's like each one of Wade Phillips fingers was the size of two bratwursts. Oh my god, it was scary looking. I'm glad someone else noticed, thanks snowmanco.
ReplyDeleteConsidering that we've lost 50% of our defensive starters and 2 or 3 of their backups plus our starting QB, and had the whole team watch as a teammate was paralyzed on the field, I'm not surprised that we suck.
ReplyDeleteI'll still cheer them on every week but I've gone from expecting improvement on last year to hoping for 3 or 4 wins.
Glen Dorsey is going to look pretty good in blue and red.
Hey Maj hows Peyton's little sister lookin now?
ReplyDeleteLike the douchebag he always does. The better question would be how's Reuben Droughns look with those two t-wait, what? Droughns had two touchdowns?
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...fuck me sideways.
The Bills/Patriots game looked like a one-armed midget picking a fight with Refrigerator Perry.
ReplyDeletegod dammit i hate jimmy falon
ReplyDeleteThere's something wrong with the "yes i know the vikings are going 3-13 this year."
ReplyDeleteI don't see the other 2 wins on the schedule.
The Cowboys treated the 2006 NFC Champs like a bunch of bitches. And Rex looked like the main bitch. When he dropped back to pass, I could see the wheels spinning in his head, "FUCK IT, I'M GOING DEEP" and "Those DBs aren't that good, I'm Sexy Rexy the Cumslinger."
ReplyDeleteI wonder what he's thinking about today?
@ben:
ReplyDeleteAre the Vikings playing the Saints this year?
/disgruntled Saints fan
@289, I'm going to the Balmore game and I'll be looking good in my "solid" shirt baby! Don't need another fucking quarterback, we need some black dudes on D. All them white guys has me thinking Ol' Marv might be a tad racist.
ReplyDelete@jackin'4beats: Do you even need to ask? The Sex Cannon had already gone through two supermodels and a lonely housewife by lunchtime today.
ReplyDeleteJust out of curiosity, if you had to choose between Fallon and Dane Cook, which would you choose and why? Who is the bigger douchebag?
ReplyDeleteI just ordered the Beast Mode, instead of the "solid", after that TD run. Maybe we can trade the #1 for a defensive line.
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