Friday, August 10, 2007

Team Suicide...Do It! The KSK Suicide Pools









UPDATE (9/6): This is the latest group. ID#: 27548, pw(latelate). Remember, one entry per person. Thanks for playing.

A quick announcement:

KSK will be running a suicide pool for the 2007 season. If you're interested, we'd like you to get in on it. Here's the information:

Click here.

Here's our Group ID# (1510) and the Password (gargargargar).

If you've never done a NFL suicide pool before, you pick one team per week. If your team wins, you advance to the next week. If your team loses, stick a fork in your ass, because you're done. Oh, and you can only pick a team to win once. That bit is crucial.

This particular group only holds 50 people. Once it fills up, we'll open another group, and so on, until everyone that wants to get in, gets in. There's plenty of room on this crazy train, but, for fuck's sake, one entry to a person. We will post a comprehensive leaderboard of the survivors when the pack gets whittled down to 30.

We will do something special for anyone that survives the entire season. We don't know what that will be yet, so don't ask. The updates for new groups will be made in this space, so check back if you don't get into the first group.

UPDATE: Group 2 is up. Same link, ID#: 3858, pw(jeangray). Sorry that took so long; I just woke up.

UPDATE: Group 3 is up now, too. Same link, ID#: 3877, pw(majofhonor).

UPDATE: Group 4 is up. Same link, ID#: 3920, pw(donthasseltheuf).

UPDATE: Group V is up. Same link, ID#: 3939, pw(daddydrewblood).

UPDATE: Group 6 is up. Same link, ID#: 3975, pw(falcocrest).

UPDATE: Group 7 is up. Same link, ID#: 4023, pw(ifuckmules).

UPDATE: Group 8 is up. Same link, ID#: 4028, pw(scottvanpelt).

UPDATE: Group 9 is up. Same link, ID#: 4033, pw(tblmovienight).

UPDATE: Congratulations to Kels, who just got his ass banned for signing up for more than one pool. It takes skill to finish dead last before the contest even starts. ONE ENTRY PER PERSON. If you put in two entries, I will find your cheating ass. So don't bother.

UPDATE: Group X is up. Same link, ID#: 4198, pw(urmomcame4me).

UPDATE: Group 11 is up. Same link, ID#: 4620, pw(killkillkill).

UPDATE: Group 12 is up. Same link, ID#: 5107, pw(kelscheated).

UPDATE: Another Group 12. Same link, ID#: 5105, pw(jugsandred).

UPDATE: Group 14. Same link, ID#: 6543, pw(apecanttype). If you're already in one of the other 13 groups and you join this group, I will come to your house and sew your genitals to your face.

UPDATE: Group 15. Same link, ID#: 8780, pw(shanofftimer). If you are in more than one group my friends and I will shit in your car.

UPDATE: Group 16. Same link, ID#: 27548, pw(latelate). If you are in more than one group my friends and I will come to your house and tear your wife in half.

78 comments:

  1. Not sure if K-Rob's Bourbon Bottle passes the KSK Team (in this case Pick Set) naming guidlines, but it came to mind. Its the one thing he'd never drop, right?

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  2. Nice job posting this at 3:16 in the morning. You guys are clearly trying to appeal to the core fanbase: drunks, drug addicts, dangerous loners, the unemployable, etc. I personally fall into 2 of the above categories.

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  3. Simply because you used a Heathers reference, I will join this suicide pool.

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  4. Damn...It's only 7:45 and the pool is already full...damn unemployable drunks...

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  5. Suicide is painless.

    It brings on many changes.

    And I can take or leave it, as I please.

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  6. sounds like BIG FUN.

    i love my dead gay son.

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  7. that filled up too damn fast, last time i dont check ksk b4 servicing myself at work

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  8. Nut in Workplace > Suicide Pool

    By the way, what are the groups' policies on fags and assholes?

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  9. I guess I will just wait patiently... fuck that I am gonna go break something.

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  10. So, when are you guys going to open the next group? You know, the one for those of us who have jobs?

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  11. Info for group 2 is going up right now...

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  12. But it's no fun if there's no money on it.

    No I do not have a gambling problem.

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  13. I'm in Group 2, I see there's already some crazy bastids in there.

    Doesn't Martha Dumptruck write for the Ladies...?

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  14. Group 2 > Group 1. yeah, I said it. All the cool kids are in group 2.

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  15. Thanks for the additional groups. And Group 2 does kick Group 1's ass.

    Who's in Group 1?

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  16. I think FreeDarko has a better group. And WithLeather may have funnier guys.

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  17. Group 3 bitches

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  18. I must officially warn you that I will kick much ass for the first 5 weeks, before forgetting that I'm involved and losing amidst a storm of apathy and inactivity.

    You know, sort of like my actual life.

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  19. I mean group four. It is hard being half a retard

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  20. i hope KSK can keep us all abreast of the best of the shit talking in all the different groups. i would like to hear about all the uber-pwnage going on an who called whom gay.

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  21. It is hard being half a retard

    Who's the other half? Do you guys work side-by-side, or time share it?

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  22. And can you trade your other 1/2 retard? Because I have an amputee and a blind dude I'm looking to dump.

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  23. I'm reppin Group V with the name of Reverse Cherry Pie.

    I hope that's not obscene.

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  24. The Possible RomoSexuals will take a dump in the mouthes of other teams in Group V.

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  25. i think we should have a "gayest yahoo sports avatar" contest. and yes i'm only saying that because i think mine would win hands down

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  26. @ken: there will be a team name/shit-talk update later today. Somebody already got pwned in Group 2(?) for making a Battlestar Galactica ref.

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  28. Battlestar Galactica?

    The lead singer of Dead or Alive thinks that's gay.

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  29. WE NEED MORE BORT LICENSE PLATES! I REPEAT, MORE BORT LICENSE PLATES!

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  30. I think BG is incredibly homosexual. In fact, that's why I made a ridiculously long post of things LESS GAY than the gayfest that is BG. And, it was group 3 that was unfortunately subjected to the gayness.

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  31. @mmp - i saw that but i think its actually the opposite. BSG is one of the greatest shows on television. ever. critics and fans agree its represents an epoch in western art. i think any attempts at pwning someone for a BSG reference will actully be pwning themselves by revealing the depths of their ignorance.

    not that i watch that gay shit.

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  32. WHat gets filled up faster, these leagues or Holly Mangold's gash? We'll find out in Group V.

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  34. The original Battlestar Galactica was incredibly lame, full of feathered hair and bad FX. It was essentially "CHiPs in Space."

    The new one, from the few episodes I've seen, looks dark as shit, almost Blade Runnerish. They even cast Edward Mother James Fucking Olmos as Adama.

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  35. Alright, Im in. I took down the other comment to hide my shame.

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  36. Can I just pick whoever plays the Giants this year?

    Meast Infection - the flagship of Group 2, bitches!

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  37. btw, there is still a spot a open in Group 2. however, I will warn you that my entry is in group 2.

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  38. some people say the best part about The Pemulis Family Lemon Party is the music. I say it's the content AND the music

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  39. @c. davis - that was a low blow. you know the browns or raiders would be better for that bit.

    i mean at least we get to play the redskins twice.

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  40. Pick Quinn... for the win!

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  41. Otto Man - We work side by side, it's a group effort thing.

    Whowillsexmutumbo - Yes I will trade, the other halfs stinks like rotten milk and cat piss

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  42. Well, I was worried my password would be hard to remember but thank God it's "ifuckmules." I already have that tatooed on my penis.

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  43. Beaverfeaver - I challenge you to a dual at dawn my good man. I will see you as dawn breaks across this land on the playing fields

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  44. Group 1 is quiet. No one has started talking shit, and we got people like Ron Mexico's Gonorrhea, GoingDeeperThanTheSexCannon, The Chicago Bear Grylls, Optimus Prime Minister, and smellypoo - you'd think they'd talk some smack.

    Then again, most of G1 is probably still asleep since we were all awake to sign up for G1.

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  45. In all seriousness, could you just set up Groups 10-20 right now?

    God, I fucking hate dial-up.

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  46. @brad: there's plenty of room in Group 8 right now.

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  47. @mmp:

    I take back everything I ever said about dial-up. It is truly an underappreciated mode of communication.

    Reading between the lines: I was successful in getting in to Group 8.

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  48. Somehow, Group 9 is full, but I got into Group 8.

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  49. Huh, looks like once again, I'm the only chick at the party for Group 8.

    No, I will not be accepting avatar photo suggestions.

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  50. No, I will not be accepting avatar photo suggestions.

    Translation: I want it. I want it bad.

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  51. What can I say Punter, you've figured me out. I mean, it's been a while. It's almost like being married again.

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  52. Hellz yes Group X, i guess that means were the extreme group.

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  53. I am very happy to be here!

    - Prince Akeem

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  54. @becky: you have at least one other girl to keep you company in group 8!

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  55. well crap on my whiskers...I'd love to toss my pick into your pool but its all filled up...

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  56. Pool #11 is now open, kids. Details in the post.

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  57. Please make another group. I would love to play.

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  58. true that vicki. i keep missing out too! one more group would be the balls...

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  59. I agree, balls = (another group - jesse palmer)

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  60. If some of you humps had email addys in your profile I could have let you know when the new pools opened.

    Until then, you have to rely upon my telepathic messages.

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  61. Oh man. I have no friggin' idea WTF I'm doing... but I'm in.

    I'll probably be out first round.

    I wish someone would start shit talking in group 11. I need some entertainment.

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  62. Don't miss out on Group 2!!! It's the feel-good event of the season as we help one another learn how to re-type our team names and, thus, collectively suck as a single unit of boredom.

    I don't know how to check in on what other groups are saying to one another, but I'm sure even the shit-talking on "The View" beats what we have going.

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  63. I'm still interested in getting into a league...lucky # 13?

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  64. More groups please! I wanna play.

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