Friday, August 10, 2007

Jerry Jones is COLD LAMPIN'

We were recently outbid on eBay in an attempt to acquire a hard copy of this slick golden oldie from 1985, an instructional book on hip-hop dance, with a fresh to DEF! ad starring Alfonso Ribeiro, or, as you better know him, Carlton Banks.



Classic, right? And the booklet looks incredibly informative. Step 1: stand upright. Step 2: do a head-spin. Step 3: accept phone numbers from the ladies. It's like those "Drawing Comics the Marvel Way" books I squandered all my youthly savings away on. (Step 1: draw a circle. Step 2: completed Wolverine.)



Anyway, we were wondering who could have swooped in and taken this away from us, but then reader Danny from Dallas sent us this clip. That dastard!



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15 comments:

  1. Hooks Orpik1:36 PM, August 10, 2007

    Phase 1: Collect underpants
    Phase 2: ?
    Phase 3: Profit!

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  2. Anonymous1:46 PM, August 10, 2007

    The way he says "what?" at the end is very..... strange.

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  3. gone2:09 PM, August 10, 2007

    This is why Jerry Jones is an asshole.

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  4. Anonymous2:12 PM, August 10, 2007

    That dastard? Oh fooey, that darn jerk stole your cotton-picking video.

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  5. Ryan The Intern2:14 PM, August 10, 2007

    And we find out what a young Matt Ufford spent his youthly savings on.

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  6. Anonymous2:20 PM, August 10, 2007

    Reason #982 for why I hate the fucking Cowboys.

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  7. Anonymous2:31 PM, August 10, 2007

    wow...i live in dallas and have never seen that douchebaggery.

    for a second i thought the first video was gong to teach me the "african anteater ritual."

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  8. Calvin's got a job2:53 PM, August 10, 2007

    Did anyone else notice that Quincy Carter is actually an extra in the background

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  9. Slash3:16 PM, August 10, 2007

    Even though I know it's not Jerry Jones' body, that is still fucking creepy. Actually, everything about Jerry Jones is pretty creepy.

    I couldn't believe how many people sat in traffic last night (the hwy runs right by my office) to sweat their asses off in Texas Stadium to watch a preseason game.

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  10. Conky3:36 PM, August 10, 2007

    Tony Romo's Electric Boogaloo 2: Hellzapoppin!

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  11. Anonymous4:55 PM, August 10, 2007

    Pretty soon this is actually going to happen: Jerry Jones will transplant his head onto a younger, more flexible body.

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  12. Anonymous1:53 AM, August 11, 2007

    Hey....isn't that dance that Jerry Jones does the same one I did after T.O. overdosed last year? He owes me some royalties for that.

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  13. Ethan Stanislawski8:02 PM, August 11, 2007

    The best thing about that video is that Ribiero is now known for his awful dancing to Tom Jones. Karma, anyone?

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  14. Wormfather9:52 AM, August 13, 2007

    All your dance moves are belong to us.

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  15. Greg Bevier10:11 PM, August 13, 2007

    I'm sorry, did I here Alfonso say that he didn't used to always be a "gangster?" He's about as gangster as Molly Ringwald.

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