Your move, Dan V.
Monday, August 27, 2007
The GQ Quarterback Photos REEEEEEEEEEEE-MIX!
It was just last week that we were first able to gaze upon GQ's latest photo stylings of some of the NFL's hot young quarterbacks. This week, as is the natural progression of Internet Things, come the Photoshopped images (all courtesy of our good friend 289).
The Ironic Hall of Mirrors shattered when Ben hit a motorcycle-driving Steely McBeam.
Hey, someone's gotta fill the void left in the dogfighting world.
Ugh. I'd rather be Travis Henry.
"Where you been, Romo? The whole steel industry's gay."
Actually, this one isn't Photoshopped.
I'm guessing that the white liquid in the glass next the Brady Quinn isn't milk.
ReplyDelete*next to.
ReplyDeleteBrady loves him some steely mcbeam up his ass.
ReplyDeletethose three guys bukkaked into that cup.. and brady's pensive look is due to the fact that it's gone cold.
ReplyDeletegoddamn romeo crennel, making practice run long!
Nice work, but you should've given Big Ben the treatment Michael Caine got in "The Hand"
ReplyDeleteWhat's that blue thing sitting on the table next to Matt.
ReplyDeleteTouche, 289. Touche.
ReplyDeleteWorm-
ReplyDeleteLooks to be some Valtrex.
"Herpes- If you gotta have one STD, it's the one to have."
You know what would really accent that photo of Brady? A cigarette. What brand? Anything slim.
ReplyDelete289, is that Paris Hilton checking for herpes in the background? I admire your subtlety on that edit.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking she is checking for crabs, or trying to scratch them to death. Wait, don't you need pubes in order to have crabs ?
ReplyDeleteHerpes, crabs, I'm not going there.
ReplyDeleteUnless I'm blacked out drunk.
@phish TY @Sarah
ReplyDeleteZOMG it all makes sense.
Mr. 289 you're the fucking man, man.
Did you visit lemonparty again
ReplyDeletefor the Quinn photo?
you guys are fucking hilarious.
ReplyDeleteHey 289, the White Sox called. They want their logo back.
ReplyDeleteZING!
Hey Drew, Clint called. And said something stupid.
ReplyDeleteHold up, wait a minute... Brady's here to regulate it! HEEYYY!!!
ReplyDelete@ Upstate Underdog said...
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing that the white liquid in the glass next the Brady Quinn isn't milk.
Gives new meaning to 'Got Milk?'
Why are "courtesy" and "289" in the same parenthetical statement?
ReplyDelete"Curtsy" I can see, but not "courtesy."
Hey Drew, Clint called. And said something stupid.
ReplyDeleteWell played.
Why wasn't Kelly Holcomb in this shoot? He's dreamy!
HOOOOOOOOOOOLCOMB!!!!!!!
Holcomb was there, he was the one holding the clipboard.
ReplyDeleteHahaha, nice Holcomb joke. 289's on fire.
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