Wednesday, August 8, 2007

David Carr Marauds Through North Carolina Killing Children Oh God the Humanity

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(Passersby were amazed by the thanks to reader B.J.)

33 comments:

  1. it looks like he is getting ready to drop kick that kid.

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  2. SundayNightIsFootballNight
    SundayNightIsFootballNight
    SundayNightIsFootballNight
    SundayNightIsFootballNight

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  3. David Carr-1, North Carolina Children -0

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  4. Starter and most wanted marauder by week 6

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  5. Mmmm...tight pants.

    God, I love football.

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  6. A man that pretty and well-groomed should not be left alone with young boys.

    Rumor has it he's being heavily recruited by the Catholic Arch-dioces in North Carolina now thanks to that picture!

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  7. We feast on babies regularly in NC, but we use a vinegar base, as opposed to your more common Memphis-style tomato/ketchup base.

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  8. the kid in the red appears to be wrestling an ewok.

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  9. or whatever those little fuckers were called.

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  10. yo tony you don't weigh much, joey, grab me some capicola. ohh wait, my name is david carr? no its davey carracocci. yooooooooooooooooo

    what a herb

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  11. "I'm crushing your head."


    /Kids in the Hall flashback

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  12. Looks like someone's been reading the print version of the Onion.

    T. Herman Zweibel would be proud.

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  13. I was going to say the same thing otto man

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  14. In typical David Carr fashion, no offensive line anywhere to protect him from these kids.

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  15. Did it pop like a grape?

    Informed readers want to know.

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  16. say what you will about him, at least Brady Quinn confines his affections to consenting teenagers.

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  17. when did david carr become a cholo?

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  18. He's giving that kid the Cranium Crush.

    /obscure WWF Finishing Move

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  19. From there David headed straight for the trunk of his car.

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  20. say what you will about him, at least Brady Quinn confines his affections to consenting male teenagers.

    FIXED.

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  21. He sure knows how to impress the ladies. If you can't get them with your utter devotion to the happiness of children, show them how strong you are by feeding on the young, in order to attract a new mate.

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  22. Right after this photo was taken, the kid in the background leveled David from the blindside.

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  23. OH CHRIST AND MARY ON THE FUCKING CROSS!!!!...........my head is being crushed alive by that bastard SKELETOR!!!!!.........fuck..........i'll never get laid after this head squishing..........

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  24. Does anybody think that David Carr looks like Zod's henchman Non (from Superman 2) right here?

    Kneel before ZOD!!!!


    http://www.patfullerton.com/superman/pix/phantomzone/non.jpg

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  25. Glad to see my comment got censored, it was only a matter of time.

    Nice to see that the writers of a fantastic blog are just as sensitive to criticism as anyone else.

    Roger Goodell would be proud.

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  26. BTW . . . this is what I said in my comment that got deleted:

    What the hell is this? Does CC have a word limit he has to fill while Big Daddy Drew is on vacation?

    That's REAL inflammatory stuff there. Ooooooooooo.

    Keep up the good work. And stop taking yourselves so seriously(especially you, Ufford). It's a blog!

    Peace.

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