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How about a water bottle?
ReplyDeleteA FREE OOKIE leash would be suitably ironic.
ReplyDeleteHow about a green leaf chew toy?
ReplyDeleteAnd what woman wouldn't want to walk around town in a shirt that seems to say "FREE NOOKIE!"?
ReplyDeletehow about a cattle prod???
ReplyDeleteA Free Ookie Bong?
ReplyDeleteThis case disgusts me. I'm just glad he's not on my team because I'd have to turn my back on any franchise that would let someone who has engaged in this level of cruelty take the field. I know, I know, innocent until proven guilty, blah, blah, blah. Maybe if once in a while that actually applied to the victims as well, I'd believe it. I'm a die-hard NFL fan and I hope Ookie gets what's coming to him.
ReplyDeleteI wish this was funny.
ReplyDeleteWhat do we want? Free Ookie!
ReplyDeleteWhen do we want it? Soon!
Oh, my. WHAT A SPANKING BUTTON!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMake it "FRY OOKIE" and I'm buying.
ReplyDeleteCan I get Free Ookie on one of those dog ponchos?
ReplyDeleteSeriously, if you offer it, I will buy it.
I'm I crazy or is that a lot of gum?
ReplyDelete"Am I" not "I'm"
ReplyDeleteAm I retarded? Yes I'm.
And what woman wouldn't want to walk around town in a shirt that seems to say "FREE NOOKIE!"?
ReplyDeleteActually Otto, I think "Free Nookie" is what I'll be pasting on my newly purchased rape stand.
Order within the next twenty minutes, and get a free caddle prod. Supplies are limited, order now!
ReplyDeleteHow about a Free Ookie t-shirt with Free crossed out, then Drown written underneath, then Drown crossed out and Electrocute written underneath ?
ReplyDeleteMake it "FRY OOKIE" and I'm buying.
ReplyDeleteI second that emotion.
Oh man,
ReplyDeleteOh, oh man,
Look at all these people, man.
Hey, what's Ookie? I gotta get me some Ookie, man!
Ladies and gentlemen, Yusuf Islam meets Ookie.
ReplyDeleteWF
Sorry about that. Cat Stevens? What the hell was I thinking? Damn dissertation's clogging me brain cells.
ReplyDeleteLet's try that again. Harry Chapin meets Ookie.
If you select the premium option you can even get writing on the back (the future is now!).
ReplyDeleteHow about "PEACE is 'now'"?
"(the future is now!)"
ReplyDeleteSo you mean all these debates on SportsCenter were for nothing?
I was going to buy the "Homer is a dope" t-shirt, but they sold out in ten minutes.
ReplyDeleteI'm down with a FRY OOKIE shirt. I like that one better.
ReplyDeleteWhat do we want?
ReplyDeleteTHE COMPLETE EXONERATION OF OOKIE OVER THE NEXT FEW MONTHS THUS ENABLING HIM TO COMPETE FOR THE START OF THE SEASON
Why do we want it?
WE HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO PROTEST ABOUT
does Swing4's avatar actually feature a pussy in a Philadelphia Iggles helmut?.............how entirely appropriate is that!.........
ReplyDeleteyou understand that this means you might make money from dogfighting (in an esoteric sense?), right?
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