What is this, like a kiddie birthday party? With cake and punch and all that shit? That’s cute. You guys gonna play Pin The Tail On Donkey? Sounds like fun.
Your party is fucking gay.
When I had my birthday, we rented out a warehouse in downtown Chicago. Then we filled it knee high with baby oil and flew in nothing but Penthouse Pets. Did I shoot frozen ropes of Rexjelly all night long? I did indeed. I taught all of those girls and that zebra what a good, hard boning is. I like to fuck. It feels good. We had a raw bar and Queens of The Stone Age played. I don’t see any of that here. It’s not even a real party. You’re just fucking nerds online. I bet your “party” consisted of you heading to the shitter to jerk off. Sounds like a blast. Are you wearing tuxes to work today?
Faggots.
Someone go deep. I wanna give my armcock a workout.
praise jebus
ReplyDeleteA Rexstasy sighting!
ReplyDelete"frozen ropes of Rexjelly" Freakin' classic.
Happy Birthday KSK!
the dragon has been unleashed.
ReplyDeleteFrozen Ropes of Rexjelly... better band name than Queens of the Stone Age?
ReplyDelete'frozen ropes'? 'I like to fuck. It feels good'?
ReplyDeleteI missed you, Rex.
I love Rexstacy.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday to my favorite purveyors of filth and fun! Online ones, anyway.
Nice to see a football player fucking the zebras for once.
ReplyDeleteArmcock, that will never get old
ReplyDeleteI bet your “party” consisted of you heading to the shitter to jerk off.
ReplyDeleteOh Rextacy, you know me so well.
I would pay good money to see a entire warehouse filled with knee deep with baby oil and tons of Penthouse Pets.
ReplyDeleteThat right there is gonna make me run to the shitter to jerk off.
So, was I wrong to wear my tuxedo to work today? That I can change, but as for jerking off on the shitter...
ReplyDeleteCome on Rex, we all know the KSK Gay Mafia does not "work". So that means they're sitting at home in tuxes. Which may or may not be worse, depending on your point of view.
ReplyDeleteI bought a similar jacket to the one Rex wears in that picture. I can't pull it off like Rex can. Sigh.
ReplyDeletesounds like the most ballin'-est party EVER!
ReplyDeletewas that the night before the superbowl?
I knew Rex would show up.
ReplyDeleteHe said "armcock"
*giggles
I bought a similar jacket to the one Rex wears in that picture. I can't pull it off like Rex can. Sigh.
ReplyDeleteFew can. Thats why hes the fucking Cannon.
Mmmmmm that felt good.
ReplyDeleteKinda like mainlining.
This is probably the closest Rexstacy will come to Canton.
ReplyDeleteThat jacket is mesmorizing, Rex. It's no wonder you pull all that wool...and zebra.
ReplyDelete@Chief...
ReplyDeleteNot if there's at least one chick on the panel.
Armcock LOL!
ReplyDeleteArmcocks of Rexjelly is my new band name. Fucking brilliant.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday, bukkake boys.
Og god, can't breathe...people at work are looking at me funny now. Must stop laughing....
ReplyDeleteThat was pure genius. It's always fun when "The Cannon" is aiming his frozen ropes of Rexjelly at unsuspecting zebras, hookers and underage teenage runaways.
Brilliant.
"I like to fuck."
ReplyDeleteThe brilliance of the simplicity is awe inspiring.
The prophet has spoken.
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