In just one short year we've become quite popular within the world of sports. On this, the anniversary of our birth, we are honored to share with you the love we've received from our most famous friends.
Coffeedearnes...I was down at the Starbucks in Union Square on thursday and decided to try the quadruple-cumshot mocha latte, creamy, yet robust, I'd sugest having your wife try it when attempting to concieve.
So I decide to work at home for 1/2 a day and help the wif ein the afternoon unpack boxes as we just moved. All morning she's been bitchin' at me about how I don't do this/don't do that. I tried to explain it was KSK Birthday today and nope, she is not listening. Thank the stars above for today and all you do. You get me through my day. I weep tears of joy.
@beaverfever i may have missed previous posts about her, but please tell me peter king was able to produce attractive offspring. maybe he has a position he knows that can make the child attractive
@Beaver & Cheif Great, you know she's like Freddy Couger, you say her name three times and she'll appear, or was that that other dude? Eitherway, for Otto's sake, lets not have her make her way down today.
@beaverfever: It would be quite an honor to make that list. I was reminded yesterday of my first ever KSK comment. The thread had something to do with MTV and I made some terrible comment having something to do with Randy of the Redwoods. BDD appropriately took me to the woodshed so bad that I couldn't even finish reading it in full. I should have made this list with that one alone.
10 things I think I think: 4. I know I'm a little late, but I just caught an episode of this new police drama called "NYPD Blue", produced by the same people who did "Hill Street Blues" (a staple at the King household). Maybe I'm getting older, but was all of that bad language necessary? And I don't need to see a grown man with his pants off. A little decency please? Come on ABC, we expect more from you. Oh, by the way: I'm as gay as a French horn.
@ The Kid said... @beaverfever i may have missed previous posts about her, but please tell me peter king was able to produce attractive offspring. maybe he has a position he knows that can make the child attractive
Peter King's position is to watch in another room as Tom Brady continues to work his magically seed throughout the world.....
Peter King was told there would be punch and pie.
ReplyDeleteYou'll be hearing from his attorneys. Good day to you, sir.
I said Good Day!
I heard he likes movies about gladiators.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday KSK.
ReplyDeleteI suppose now is as good a time as any to say that KSK saved my life.
I used to get all my sports from ESPN, and thought Bill Simmons was the best, most funniest guy out there. Then I found this site via Dan Shanoff.
If was like finding Jesus. I am now whole.
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ReplyDeletepeter king looks like a stroke victim
ReplyDeletePK showed up because he heard Bukkake and Brady Quinn were involved.
ReplyDeleteCoffeedearnes...I was down at the Starbucks in Union Square on thursday and decided to try the quadruple-cumshot mocha latte, creamy, yet robust, I'd sugest having your wife try it when attempting to concieve.
ReplyDeleteSo I decide to work at home for 1/2 a day and help the wif ein the afternoon unpack boxes as we just moved. All morning she's been bitchin' at me about how I don't do this/don't do that. I tried to explain it was KSK Birthday today and nope, she is not listening. Thank the stars above for today and all you do. You get me through my day. I weep tears of joy.
ReplyDeletemy wv was 'mrjid' nice tie to Peter.
@The Kid
ReplyDeleteIt wasnt until I turned around to throw something away that I realize how funny that comment was.
Bravo!
will PK's daughter be making an appearance here today ?
ReplyDeleteno Mary Beth popping out of a cake jokes?
ReplyDeletebeaverfever - Caveman would have to get her out of the well and that would require way too much work.
ReplyDelete@beaverfever
ReplyDeletei may have missed previous posts about her, but please tell me peter king was able to produce attractive offspring. maybe he has a position he knows that can make the child attractive
you make a good point weed against speed , but CC might be willing to make the effort being it KSK's first birthday.
ReplyDeleteoh, kid...
ReplyDeleteyou have a lot to learn about the mysticism of the KSK
@kid, out of fear of having a lawsuit brought against me by PK i can't comment on it.
ReplyDeletemy wv was 'mrjid' nice tie to Peter.
ReplyDeletesportsgirl365 is not amused
@becky
ReplyDeletei dont know what mysticism means. i go to a state college
@awful chief, i think you just made her list of the worst KSK's commenters. welcome to the club. bloof, otto, and wormfather are happy to have you.
ReplyDelete@Beaver & Cheif Great, you know she's like Freddy Couger, you say her name three times and she'll appear, or was that that other dude? Eitherway, for Otto's sake, lets not have her make her way down today.
ReplyDeleteBesides, It's a celebration, bitches.
@beaverfever:
ReplyDeleteIt would be quite an honor to make that list. I was reminded yesterday of my first ever KSK comment. The thread had something to do with MTV and I made some terrible comment having something to do with Randy of the Redwoods. BDD appropriately took me to the woodshed so bad that I couldn't even finish reading it in full. I should have made this list with that one alone.
I am eagerly awaiting the MBK jokes.
ReplyDelete10 things I think I think:
ReplyDelete4. I know I'm a little late, but I just caught an episode of this new police drama called "NYPD Blue", produced by the same people who did "Hill Street Blues" (a staple at the King household). Maybe I'm getting older, but was all of that bad language necessary? And I don't need to see a grown man with his pants off. A little decency please? Come on ABC, we expect more from you.
Oh, by the way: I'm as gay as a French horn.
Isn't becky supposed to pop out of a cake or something? I hope so, I'm already unzipped.
ReplyDeleteI remember my first comment. CC had mentioned something about the Marines, and I thanked him for his service.
ReplyDeleteBecause, seriously, who knew if he was ever going to mention it again?
ROFLMFAO
ReplyDeleteYou know Peter's favorite flavor ice cream cake?
Starbucks Coffee Flavored ice cream cake, adding to the discoloration of his baked bean teeth.
@ The Kid said... @beaverfever
ReplyDeletei may have missed previous posts about her, but please tell me peter king was able to produce attractive offspring. maybe he has a position he knows that can make the child attractive
Peter King's position is to watch in another room as Tom Brady continues to work his magically seed throughout the world.....
Peter Kings has the Mrs. Doubtfire thing GOIN' ON!
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