KSK Birthday Message: The Sports Guy
In just one short year we've become quite popular within the world of sports. On this, the anniversary of our birth, we are honored to share with you the love we've received from our most famous friends.
Thanks Bill!
can't be, no 90210/Rocky IV/Karate Kid reference
ReplyDeleteBill Simmons is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.
ReplyDeleteDid you know he's responsible for the combustion engine, the collected works of Shakespeare, and the earth's rotation around the sun?
Read his book and find out more fun facts!
i got 100 bucks that says simmons came up with the nickname "the sports guy" for himself
ReplyDeletewhat a fuckin pene
Look at that face. I just can't see why that man can't bring women to orgasm.
ReplyDeleteAlso, the Dooze took a dump on a loaf of bread for your very own turd sandwich.
ReplyDeleteI heard Bill Simmons can just look at a woman and make her orgasm.
ReplyDeletethat's it . party is over, every gift after a personalized greeting from simmons will only end in disappointment.
ReplyDeleteAh, Simmons, when will we ever stop being amused by his stupidity?
ReplyDeleteYou should do another picture mocking Simmons. It's very creative and funny. I don't think two will be nearly enough to get across just how original you guys are.
ReplyDeleteBest gift ever is a personalized greeting?
ReplyDeleteNo, sir. the best gift ever would be Benoit giving you the ol' diving headbutt.
And by diving headbutt, I mean strangle your ass to death. Then place a bible nearby.
@chris, I heard Bill Simmons can just dress like a woman and make himself orgasm.
ReplyDeleteWho invited David?
ReplyDeleteChrist, what an asshole.
@chris
ReplyDeleteNo, that's Chuck Norris you're thinking about.
Man, if only there were other websites on the internet for David to explore. Too bad he's trapped here.
ReplyDeleteCaveman,
ReplyDeleteIsn't it obvious? BS himself invited him.
More likely, bs is him.
ReplyDeleteDavid reminds me of one of my distant relatives. Every family reunion, we'd pop in a comedy and she'd sit there and loudly say, over and over, "This isn't funny. You think this is funny? This isn't funny."
ReplyDeleteShe died alone and unloved. Have fun with that, David.
David... STERN?
ReplyDelete(Cue suspensful Hamster turnaround video)
Jowls!
ReplyDeleteIf Simmons can rehash the same joke over and over and over and over... why can't KSK?
ReplyDeleteyep, these are our commenters
ReplyDeleteDavid -
ReplyDeleteIf you came here looking for clever gimmicks like "NBA draft predictions based on Karate Kid, Part II" or movie reviews of "The longest yard", you're in the wrong place.
If you came here to come off like an asshole in front of a bunch of anonymous strangers... well played, sir. Well played.
@ UM
ReplyDeleteYour SG references do not make me laugh. They make me want to strangle him even more.
@ whowillsexmutombo-
ReplyDeleteIsn't the point of this blog to come off like an asshole in front of anonymous strangers? That's why I love it.
Didn't meant to be a complete killjoy there, lads. I'm a big fan of ksk. Just thought that 3 out of 4 posts jabbing at Simmons' was a bit much.