Late last week, Redskins first-round pick LaRon "The Ron" Landry was paintballed in the groin in an apparent team-building activity with fellow members of the first-team defense. We KSKers prefer not to "build" "teams". It's ever so droll, that. However, the busting of balls concept does hold some promise.We choose to ignore for the moment the obvious Han Moleman/George C. Scott joke, as we're more curious as to who fired to offending shot, a fact that the AP article helpfully elides over. An abbreviated list of present suspects:
Tito Puente
Not actually Adam Archuleta, but someone who makes a lot of tired Adam Archuleta jokes
The Maj
Renaldo Wynn
Shitsy Spitsy
GG Allin
California Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer
Keith Hernandez
Nerds
Falco
Gabe Ruth
Hobos
Otto Man
One of those damn lolcats
Ron Paul
Any help would be much appreciated. We'd hate for the Redskins to have an excuse for sucking.
Image courtesy of flubby, who celebrated his first Father's Day as a dad yesterday...by ignoring his kid and designing MS Paint images.
It wasn't me.
ReplyDeleteI was home watching "Pardon My Zinger."
It must've been the lolcat with the sniper rifle.....I've always wanted to choke that bitch.
ReplyDeleteI just hope it was on video.
ReplyDeleteSomebody says Landry was going to nail a teammate execution style, but the teammate was all "boom bitch!"
That's worth at least $3,000 if abc aired that shit.
It had to be Sean Taylor. I mean, c'mon.
ReplyDeleteGabe Ruth. HA! Babe Ruth's gay brother.
let's see...
ReplyDeletethe hit was below the belt.
the person who "caught" it was a defensive back.
the defensive back in question was probably more open than anyone else on the field.
... yeah, it had to be Jason Campbell. Typical Redskin QB.
It was Allison Stokke's father.
ReplyDeleteWas he running with his knife out? Everyone runs faster with their knife out.
ReplyDeletecould have been andrew golota, mistaking landry for riddick bowe
ReplyDeleteseriously guys...stop snitchin'
ReplyDelete(it was totally UM...nice red herring)
does the Vice Pres. have an alibi?
ReplyDeleteIt was Clay Shaw.
ReplyDeleteI can hear sweat tricklin' down your cheek
Had to be Wynn. He takes paint ball waaay too seriously and Shitsy Spitsy lacks the opposable thumbs.
ReplyDeleteI slaved over that picture for dozens of seconds.
ReplyDeleteIt was Brady Quinn - single handedly trying to take out every person drafted ahead of him.
ReplyDeleteIt was Brady Quinn - single handedly trying to take out every person drafted ahead of him.
ReplyDeleteWell, that would explain why he went right for the nutsack.
What’s this… no mention of Pacman Jones’ crew anywhere?
ReplyDeleteTestify against me and I'll shoot you in the nutsack...
ReplyDeleteTAKE THAT!!!
Hmmm, bustin caps makes me want to roll up. Mmmm sweet cheeba...
- Mike Vick
Redskin cheerleaders are wondering if he lost the battle of little or big horn..... PLAY THAT TRUMPET!
ReplyDeleteA Landry playing for the Redskins?
ReplyDeleteThis has Don Meredith's old-man stench all over it.
I'm calling Chris Cooley on this. The rules of street justice suggest that the one appropriate punishment for such a crime is internment in hotpants.
ReplyDeleteIt was the ghost of Southeast Jerome, exacting revenge from the afterlife on the team that failed to protect him from A-Rod. Sheriff Gonna Getcha and Inspector 2-2 are on the case.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely Babe Ruth's gay brother.
ReplyDeleteCan we get a proper link on here!?! Good work KSK, but our proceeds got o charity, and I started that nickname...
ReplyDeleteI CAN END IT!!
HAIL!
http://www.cafepress.com/buy/redskins+insider/-/pv_design_details/pg_1/id_19184025/opt_/fpt_/c_360/
@ The Butler
ReplyDeleteClearly it wasn't Cheney. He only uses real bullets.