Last week's first-ever KSK commenter draft was such a smashing success (one guy even did a full breakdown of it), we've decided to hold a new one every Friday morning for the rest of the offseason.
This week draft: Non-Pornographic Sex Scenes In Which You'd Like To Participate
The rules: You are not the actor in this scene. You are the character. Which means you totally get laid. Picks are first come first served. But only pick one scene, and once you pick, you must wait 10 picks before making another selection. Once 10 other commenters have picked, you can then pick another scene. And please, try and provide some YouTube linkage if you can find it. Add a NSFW warning if appropriate. Hopefully, it will be.
You may draft different scenes from the same movie. But again, no porn. And no softcore porn. In fact, I'm gonna limit it to R-rated movies only. That way, no one picks "Henry & June". Not that you would. Though I heard it was rather ribald.
Oh, and no picking the first sex scene from "Risky Business." That's all mine.
"Are you ready for me, Drew?"
Why yes. Yes, I am.
If Drew gets the first scene in Risky Business, then I'm totally grabbing the sex on the CTA scene in that movie.
ReplyDeleteCloser - Natalie Portman on a pole.
ReplyDeleteThat's it I win.
angelina jolie, original sin.
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ReplyDelete...Sex scene from Fight Club...only becuase I still dont know what the hell Tyler Durden was doing with the yellow plastic glove for cleaning stuff.
ReplyDeleteDoes the R. Kelly video count?
ReplyDeleteMATCH POINT!
ReplyDelete/i win
UM, the one in the rain or the one in the apartment?
ReplyDeleteAlmost Famous, virginity loss scene.
ReplyDeleteHmm, I just realized that I fucked up since that's not really a sex scene. Shit.
ReplyDeleteThe teaser in The Big Easy. I recognize they get interrupted by the phone call, but...well...that scene is so damned hot.
ReplyDelete9 1/2 Weeks - pretty much set the bar.
ReplyDeleteRevenge of the Nerds, wearing the Darth Vader gear on the indoor moon bounce.
ReplyDeleteUma Thurman, Mad Dog and Glory... I saw this when I was a freshman in HS... still remember it vividly.
ReplyDeleteOpening scene of Jawbreaker. I'd get to be Marilyn Manson too, yar.
ReplyDeleteWith Salma Hayek in Desperado. Fucking Banderas
ReplyDeleteI going to have to take the scene with Salma Heyek in Desparado....that's a winner for the kid
ReplyDeleteVince Vaughn and that blonde chick in Clay Pigeons. No wait ... Joaquin Pheonix and the waitress ... wait, uhh, I think I need help.
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ReplyDeleteWild Things Neve and Denise Richards...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Fime6SWsUI&NR=1
The Blue Lagoon with Brooke Shields
ReplyDeleteHalle Berry, Monster's Ball
ReplyDeleteand with both Angelina and Halle, I win.
Wild Things, the threesome
ReplyDeleteopps david some dickhead picked that
ReplyDeleteBrokeback Mountain.
ReplyDeleteI kid, I kid. Fuck, that's bad.
NTTIAWWT
Pre-war sex in 300.
ReplyDeletePlease note that I also got Gerard Butler in last week's draft. That movie just keeps on giving.
DAMN IT!
ReplyDelete"The only thing better then a glass of beer is T with Miss Mcgill" - Derek Sutton - Youngblood
ReplyDeleteThe sex sceen with in 1986's hockey movie Youngblood, Dean Youngblood and Miss Mcgill...as a kid I was a fan of this and the one other "boob" sceen in the movie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzk04qd6iI0
My bad, my picked was stolen as I posted. I am taking Cruel Intentions, the scene when Phillipe finally nails his mark
ReplyDeleteWhen I had sex in that motel room with Erika Eleniak in Chasers, that was pretty hot. Sure, she only seduced me so that I'd uncuff her from the bed so she could escape, but it was totally worth it...
ReplyDeleteThis is the only scene I could find:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O8JbuGA8NI
i'm geussing no one is going to pick the scene from single white female where the guy thinks he is banging his girlfriend (bridget fonda) and it turns out to be the psycho chick (jennifer jason leigh) that looks like her.
ReplyDeletehas anyone taken Straw Dogs yet?
ReplyDeleteThe scene from End of Days where the Devil (Gabriel Byrne) has sex with mother and daughter together. Thought it would be appropriate.
ReplyDeleteForrest and Jenny make a baby. Awww...In 2 seconds.
ReplyDeleteMine is the most real. I win.
Bateman, American Psycho, Threesome.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I really do need help.
the sex scene from all the right moves. back when tom cruise was somewhat normal.
ReplyDeleteThe scene in Damage when Jeremy Irons fucks Juliette Binoche on the floor.
ReplyDeleteI haven't seen it in forever (15 years? Oh, fuck me, I'm old). But it made quite an impression.
Dakota Fanning in Hounddog...
ReplyDeletewha?
The Devil's Advocate where Keanu Reeves blows his brains out. Granted the sex had not been technically had, but that's a pretty sweet climactic finish.
ReplyDeleteUnfaithful - that french dude looked amazing (Diane Lane was a lucky girl).
ReplyDeleteOut of Sight.
ReplyDeleteI'm a badass bank robber who bangs hot cop J-Lo.
Kids (1995)
ReplyDeletethe final scene with Casper and Jennie
what?
Casper and Chloe Sevigny at the end of KIDS.
ReplyDeleteyikes. Of course, I'm kind of a jerk and own a video camera, so I'm sure i could at least pull a BJ from Sevigny.
A History of Violence.
ReplyDeleteAngry sex on the stairs.
wow that was weird.
ReplyDeletelaetitia casta, gitano
ReplyDeletei'm sure most of you remember laetitia as a victoria's secret model. she also did some french movies where she gets nailed. highly enjoyable.
The scene in 'The Thomas Crown Affair' where Pierce Brosnan and Renee Russo eff all over his townhouse.
ReplyDeletethe deleted reel in grindhouse with rose mcgowan. those missing scenes were hot, trust me.
ReplyDeleteMaude Lebowski. Enough said.
ReplyDelete"It increases the chance of conception"
@ben conant:
ReplyDeletewell ... Vincent Gallo did it.
Keanu Reaves sex scene in point break, I love me some Point Break.
ReplyDeletedrew, i'm taking the bed. i love the wet grass scene but well, wet grass is wet grass.
ReplyDeleteThe sex scene with Erica Durance(Lois Lane from "Smallville") in the movie The Butterfly Effect 2.
ReplyDeleteNever scene the movie, but I've seen her . . . and she's hot!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jN6PTaPMpRk
Michael Douglas, Basic Instinct, over the armchair
ReplyDeleteDo I come across weird if I say The Accused?
ReplyDeleteWell, that will probably fall to free agency, so, I will let it sit.
Anyway, I take Angel Heart
"You set my soul on fire!”
Me and voodoo chick Lisa Bonetlock limbs a cayanne pepper screw on the bayou. Whether arching backward at an impossible angle or displaying her pert breasts, Bonet was hot.
Bonus: weird shots of blood cascading down walls.
Bonus 2: I get to bang a Huxtable
@chris:
ReplyDeletePoint Break is the greatest movie ever created. Period.
Definitely the scene from Naked Lunch where Peter Weller is having sex with the married chick while the typewriter comes to life and starts humping everything it can until it plunges off the balcony to its death. Uh, I guess I'd be the typewriter.
ReplyDeletenot sure if this counts, but in Road Trip when Josh nails Beth and tapes it.
ReplyDeletei loves me some Amy Smart
Witness. Kelly McGillis
ReplyDeleteMiddle man totally snagged my pick. I spent too much time on IMDB looking up the name of that damn movie.
ReplyDeleteSmello, do you also get Maria Bello's monster bush with that pick?
I take any scene from Blown Away. The good one. Not the crappy Tommy Lee Jones one.
@smello was just gonna pick that
ReplyDeleteRachel Weisz in the Constant Gardener
Elizabeth Shue in the hotel room in Leaving Las Vegas.
ReplyDeletehuh?
Kim Basinger in one of the James Bond movies. I forget which one, so fuck off.
ReplyDeleteAndrew (JUhS), you fucker. That was #2 on my board and I was in a meeting.
ReplyDeleteI'll go with the watermelon scene in "Blaze". Totally underrated film.
with my fourth pick in the draft, I select my second angelina jolie scene, from taking lives.
ReplyDeletenow i get to nail her twice. yessssssssssssssssssssss
Anchorman: Take me to Pleasure Town!
ReplyDeleteBrad and Angie in Mr. and Mrs. Smith. The scene in Columbia when they first meet. I hold out hope that she is a freak in bed.
ReplyDeleteThe Firm - Tom Cruise helping the girl on the beach, then nailing her.
ReplyDeleteRedhead stole my pick of Unfaithful - but she got it backwards, that DUDE was lucky.
ReplyDeleteSo I'll pick Jennifer Connolly in "Inventing the Abbotts" - horrible chick-flick, but it's worth fast-forwarding through.
yes, I loves me the big tittays.
Boogie Nights.
ReplyDeleteScene with Julienne Moore.
“I want you to come in me. It’s OK, I’m fixed.”
@BDD:
ReplyDeleteSorry dude ... I got nothing going on in the office today.
Second Pick: Requiem For A Dream .... Ass to Ass!!
ReplyDeletei'll take jennifer connolly and the other chick as the dildo in the dildo show scene in Requiem for a Dream
ReplyDeleteRosie O'donnel in exit to eden with dan ackroyd.
ReplyDeleteI kid I kid. But I've taken Rosie two weeks straight now. I need some help
damn you enrique!!!
ReplyDeleteVacation. Clark gets to swim naked with Christie Brinkley when she was the hottest thing on earth and then get make up sex with a very MILFish Ellen.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah.
since um took the apartment scene, i'm grabbing the wet grass scene. drew never took it before.
ReplyDelete@Burnsy - I was a bit more focused on Viggo's fine, fine ass. However, if I could look as awesome as Ms. Bello did in the cheerleader outfit, I'd accept all parts.
ReplyDeleteWith my 4th pick, the first sex scene with Johnny & Baby in Dirty Dancing. That scene left a permanent mark on my young brain.
Rising Sun, Asian dude choking the blond hottie at the beginning of the movie. Does that mean I like the idea of misogynistic murders during sex? Yes. Yes it does.
ReplyDeleteKate Beckinsale- Underworld Evolution
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7LdBVzlW5s
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ReplyDeletehe sex scene from A History of Violence where the MILF comes out in the cheerleader outfit.
That's hot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yiy8Tm-gVzs
With my 5th pick in the draft, I will take Heather Graham from Killing Me Softly. the one where they are by a fire and she has this scarves kinda choking her. kinky.
ReplyDeleteSleeper pick. And by sleeper I mean totally sick.
ReplyDeleteHarvey Keitel in the Piano.
WV - uuafg
Deniro banging Bridget Fonda in "Jackie Brown".
ReplyDelete"You wanna Fuck?"
"Sure."
Bends her over the kitchen counter.
Finishes and moves on with his day. That's a fucking man.
No link to that scene, but you creeps who like feet can oogle Fonda's here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV2IHiGPJbo
No, that was MY scene in Basic Instinct, Drew. I should have picked that first -- it's not like anybody else saw Damage. I'll never get the hang of this.
ReplyDeleteSo maybe I'll take John Malkovich + (barely legal) Uma Thurman in Dangerous Liaisons. Not so much for John Malkovich as for Uma Thurman's tits.
McKinley and Ben-Wet Hot American Summer.
ReplyDeleteHigher...Higher!
Are there any sex scenes in Schindler's List?
ReplyDeleteI select the Tom and Kelly Preston scene in Jerry Maguire.
Anyone remember the sex scene in Havoc?
ReplyDeleteOne ticket to hell, please!
since my last pick was stolen from right under me, i'll go with the sex scene between Dolph Lundgren and Tia Carrere in Showdown in Little Tokyo
ReplyDeletehttp://youtube.com/watch?v=67yC3HnT7nI (just the trailer)
for my 2nd pick, Alyssa Milano - "Embrace of the Vampire"
ReplyDeleteyou can find clips anywhere
Ben Chaplin's character in Birthday Girl.
ReplyDeleteNicole Kidman (playing a Russian bride) tied to the bed. I believe that just about does it.
I'd take hitting Lacey Underall in "Caddyshack".
ReplyDeleteWhile stoned!
Here's the link the to the Lois Lane sex scene from Butterfly Effect 2.
ReplyDeleteFuckin' hot!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xsANyaj53o&mode=related&search=
Color of Night
ReplyDeleteThis is the male equivalent of "Ice Castles" or "Love Story".
In an insatiable pixie topples into a pool with me, then enjoys some doggy-style action in my boudoir. Then, still naked, she cooks me a steak. Then, after that, she serves dessert in the shower.
Horrible movie. Great scene.
Little Children
ReplyDeleteI'm Patrick Wilson, she's Kate Winslet and we're banging in the laundry room.
@bdd
ReplyDeletefuckity fuck fuck
Hayden Christensen doing Sienna Miller in The Factory - They said it wasn't real, but you just gotta wonder...
ReplyDeleteDidn't see it taken, so my third (actually second since I fucked up the first in a trading away my first round pick next year for Brady Fucking Quinn kinda way) pick is the sex scene between the sniper and Russian chick in Enemy at the Gates. Sex when surrounded by death has to be pretty fucking life affirming.
ReplyDeleteTop Gun. Goose and his wife (played by Meg Ryan before she was played out). You know that was some of the best sex ever had because:
ReplyDelete1) She beckons him with "Goose you big stud, take me to bed or lose me forever."
and
2) Goose dies like the next day. It would only be right for Goose to get the lay of the millennium since the gods took him away. Karma and all that.
Damn you Rickus!!!!
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ReplyDeleteThe Notebook - I know, kind of a girl movie, but the scene after they were caught in the rain was hot.
ReplyDeleteGina Gershon / Jennifer Tilly - Bound.
ReplyDeleteNSFW clip
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMTW9Q0lQxk
Juliette Lewis in The Other Sister
ReplyDelete::cringe::
Keanu and Sandra - the sex scene at the end of speed.
ReplyDelete"Cans, there just Cans"
Katie Holmes in Thank You For Smoking. I'm on a Scientology tear today.
ReplyDeleteJake Gyllenhaal fucking Jennifer Aniston in The Good Girl.
ReplyDeleteJust cause it's Jennifer Aniston. Why not.
With my sixth pick of the draft, I select Jessica Alba in the Sleeping Dictionary. There is a sex scene, although a body double was used. But according to drew's rules, I would nail her character. goddamn, I rule.
ReplyDeleteI am going with the scene from "Sliver" where (???) Baldwin takes Sharon Stone from behind after she gives him her panties at the restaurant.
ReplyDeleteWow. I have to go the bathroom now. I will be back in about 5 minutes.
the mom from the gilmore girls in the car in Bad Santa
ReplyDeleterickus, you stole my pick. screw you.
ReplyDeleteLauren Graham in Bad Santa.
ReplyDelete"Fuck me santa, fuck me santa..."
Cat People
ReplyDeleteThe one where Nastassja Kinski is tied up on the bed so as to prevent her from slicing me like a ginsu with her claws.
Faye Dunaway humping William Holden while discussing TV business in Network. She orgasms, then immediately starts griping about NBC's daytim e programming. Fuck cuddling.
ReplyDeleteShe is all-business up top, and a party down below.
fucking A, david.
ReplyDeletedavid, that's a real solid pick.
ReplyDeleteI'm splitting up the Blown Away scenes. I will take this one (NSFW): http://www.metacafe.com/watch/132904/nicole_eggert
ReplyDeleteYou can have the one on the bear skin rug. Nicole didn't really seem that into it.
Bonus Nicole. Very safe for work, unless you have something against Willie Ames:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ2pQ0YF_ak
Damn you redhead for stealing my second pick. Oh, Rachel McAdams...
Secretary
ReplyDelete/I win again
With number 4 (3) I take strip croquet with a young, hot, non-thieving Winona Ryder in Heathers.
ReplyDeleteJohn Cusack and Iben Hjejle in High Fidelity in the car after her dad's funeral. "I knew I wore skirt for a reason".
ReplyDeleteisla fischer, wedding crashers
ReplyDeletewow am I late--
ReplyDeleteI'm taking Ms. Jolie in Mr. and mrs. Smith
The "I got more booty" scene from Half Baked. It just looked so damn freaky.
ReplyDeleteGangs of New York
ReplyDeleteSome good ol' fashioned nineteenth century Cameron Diaz bangin'
Gael Garcia Bernal and the cancer chick in Y Tu Mama Tambien, in the car.
ReplyDeleteI'll take that as a value pick over the car fuck scene in Bad Santa.
nice pick Rob
ReplyDeleteCrank.
ReplyDeleteUmmm...yeah, all of Chinatown is watching, but it's Jason Statham people.
Ray Allen nailing the campus groupies (played by two porn stars) in "He Got Game"
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of Nastasha's, Nastasha Henstridge in "Species." If you gotta go, it might as well be at the hands of a hybrid space alien who covets your semen.
ReplyDeleteNo linkage for the clip, but there is linkage to Henstridge's classic tv series "She Spies"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZrM5VboGvY
I'm also going with the marionettes in "Team America"
ReplyDeleteBecause I got here late, my first pick is Kim Cattrall in Porky's. I'd get to make her squeal.
ReplyDeleteSherilyn Fenn in Two Moon Junction
ReplyDelete@sean scroll on up buddy, sorry
ReplyDeleteI will take the sex scene from Out Cold between the man and the jacuzzi. Don't lie you all have thought about it.
Roadhouse - When Dalton nails the doc WHILE eye-fucking her.
ReplyDeletethe girl who turns into some kind of monster in the back of marlon wayans' mail van in don't be a menace...
ReplyDeletecome on, how has nobody picked that one yet?
I'm not too late to snag Deliverance am I?
ReplyDeleteWait a second, has anyone chosen Bull Durham - with the tub/painting toenails/sex on the kitchen table? If not, I'm taking it.
ReplyDeleteName of the Rose
ReplyDeleteKitchen scene.
Something drity about being an acolyte in the middle ages and taking advantage of a peasant girl just looking for some food. It does not hurt that the girl is Valentina Vargas too.
with my 7th pick, I take Madonna from Body of Evidence. Hells yeah.
ReplyDeleteThe Man Who Wasn't There
ReplyDeleteI'm driving Birdy Abundas (a young and nubile ScarJo) home, she starts to give me a handie, and I swerve off the road putting us both in the hospital.
HOTT!
I'm still waiting for someone to pick the nightclub-turned-orgy from Rockstar. Or the Crying Game.
ReplyDeleteI pick the Mallrats elevator scene.
Kim Basinger in the trailer on the coach in the beginning of Eight Mile.
ReplyDeleteGot MILF?
Again, Gael Garcia Bernal in El Crimen del Padre Amaro.
ReplyDeleteA priest fucking a hot Mexican chick dressed as the virgin mary? Hell yes.
I may not be winning, but I have to be high up there.
Elle Macpherson - Water scene from Sirens
ReplyDeleteHey, where the hell are Caveman and flubby? Should we be collecting bail money for a Mexican jail or something?
ReplyDeleteThe hooker in the hotel in Seven
ReplyDeleteto review
1. rape
2. rape
3. retard sex
4. i don't know, but it wasn't pretty.
I think I may have misread the directions.
Annette Bening in American Beauty: "Fuck me, Your Majesty!"
ReplyDeleteWho wouldn't want to be called "Your Majesty" during sex?
That's HAWWWWT. I also very much like the scene where she's vacuuming the open house in her slip and stockings. Total MILF material.
The scene from Forest Gump where the mom fucks the principle to get him into school. Minus the weird noises that dude made.
ReplyDeleteOrgy scene from "Eyes Wide Shut"
ReplyDeleteValue pick. The password is Fidelio.
I'll take Kristy Swanson in The Chase. Car sex. Awesome.
ReplyDeleteCouldn't find a clip, but I did find this:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=njeLxHfV2Rc
Definitely be the guy in the limo scene with Elisha Cuthbert in The Girl Next Door.
ReplyDeleteI also trade my next week's first rounder and second rounders to be Luke Wilson with Elisha Cuthbert in Old School.
Second pick - Jessica Biel in the Illusionist.
ReplyDeleteyes, there was nothing in the scene, but I can't think of another movie where you get to get her naked.
Weekend at Bernie's
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm dead but I've got a raging hard-on that just won't quit!
I choose with 5 (4) the gorilla fucking the evil detective guy in Trading Places. That's my meting out justice pick.
ReplyDeletespeaking of dead. Clerks.
ReplyDeleteMarlon Brando/Maria Schneider in Last Tango in Paris, FTW.
ReplyDeleteStick of butter, anyone?
Oh dear god, I can't believe no one picked this ...
ReplyDeleteThe lesbian scene in Mulholland Drive.
I'll just be the sheets. Whatever. Fuck it, I'll be one of the women.
Vanderbeek and Biel in Rules Of Attraction. He's high and staring at a picture of Shannon Sossamon.
ReplyDeletejason, spectacular pick
ReplyDeleteThe sex scene between the fucked up surfer dude in Apocalypse Now and the Playboy playmate. I get to fuck a playmate and I don't die at the end.
ReplyDeleteApparently I must have traded down to the 27th round or something.
ReplyDeleteI take the Wild Orchid Carre Otis-Mickey Rourke scene when they finally hook up.
Thanks, andrew! That scene wouldn't have been the same with margarine.
ReplyDeleteAwkward and sweaty backseat sex with Ione Skye in Say Anything.
ReplyDeleteMostly because all the sex I have is awkward and sweaty.
jewbacca.
ReplyDeleteI took it already
How do I copy this over to my Netflix queue?
ReplyDeleteActually... I didn't. I tried posting it and it did not go through.
ReplyDeleteDamn it!
Poolside, Poison Ivy 3.
ReplyDeleteThis is the very short version. I couldn't find the version where she pours the champagne on herself.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y-LRS2QVoxc
Piggyback pick, I'll take Amy Smart in front of all the people in China! F and yeah
ReplyDeleteSorry 'bout that John.
ReplyDeleteSwanson/Sheen clip from The Chase. Tamer than I remember:
ReplyDeletehttp://youtube.com/watch?v=6mnzCU3arzM&mode=related&search=
Sorry, big skinny - I'll already get to do Jason Statham in front of a crowd.
ReplyDelete@Rob I - if you're not sweaty, I'm not sure you're doing it right.
Die Another Day - first sex scene between Bond & Jinx. I get to be Halle Berry. I get to have sex with Bond. And I get to leave in the morning without having to talk to him.
I'm going to take the bj "blow it in the beer cup" scene in American Pie for two reasons: 1. that was before tara reid was (publicly) crazy; and 2. getting a bj back in high school was a magical thing...hell, it's still a rather significant moment...but those were special times.
ReplyDeleteHmm, does the implied sex in the bar between Ricky Bobby and Amy Adams count? If so, I'm snatching that up.
ReplyDeleteWV: ahzod, which I imagine the superchick from Superman II said quite often. Kneel before Zod indeed.
I was gonna pick the Bad Santa one, just as a joke, because BBT does nothing for me...
ReplyDeleteSo... the sex with the blind guy scene in Sirens. Hotness.
Penelope Cruz and Cameron Diaz in Vanilla Sky's "Confusion Fuck"...
ReplyDelete"HOORAY, I'm in Penelope Cruz! Wait, no... that feels like Cameron Diaz... err... uhh... shit, now I gotsta kill this chameleoned temptress."
Hey, I'm new here, and I think I read through most of them, but I am going to pick late and take the scene from Election with Reece Witherspoon and Matthew Broderick
ReplyDelete"Her pussy gets soo wet."
ReplyDeleteConan and the succubus in Conan the Barbarian.
ReplyDeleteArnold in his prime, banging a hot and dirty witch on the floor of her hut, then kicking the shit out of her when she turns into a demon afterword.
I think we're far enough along that I can take a couple. I'm going to either way.
ReplyDeleteThe "know how to whistle" scene from "To Have and Have Not"
Hood of the car, Poison Ivy.
In the pool with Neve Campbell, Wild Things (I'm assuming Adamant took the threesome)
I'm coming to the game late, but I have to pick the 2005 "Amityville Horror." I get to be Melissa George in any scene involving Ryan Reynolds. Couldn't find a naughty pic, but here he is working in the yard...
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First time poster:
ReplyDeleteGoin' with me as Agent 007 hittin' the original Bond girl, Honey Ryder (Ursula Andress) after taking down Dr. No.
Since I'm pickin' this late in the draft, I'm gonna assert my presence in Round 2 and stick with the 007 theme and now hit the barn grass with Pussy Galore in "Goldfinger"
"That'll do pig, that'll do"
Body Heat (William Hurt and Kathleen Turner -- probably NSFW)
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gkn47Ga7f0w
Sea of Love (Al Pacino and Ellen Barkin)
Tom Cruise & Kelly McGillis in Top Gun.
ReplyDeleteTake my breath away indeed.
I'm taking the sex scene montage from Shakespeare in Love, only so I can fuck Joseph Fiennes for hours on end.
ReplyDeleteAnybody call Rebecca Romjin and Banderas in "Femme Fatale"?
ReplyDeleteMatt Damon and Kristin Kreuk in Eurotrip. Why? Cause Scotty doesn't know.
ReplyDeleteIn honor of ruining the dreams of Harry Potter fans everywhere, I'll take the sex scene from Equus
ReplyDeleteEven though they didn't actually completely go through with it... Casino Royale where he's w/ the married chick who eventually gets killed in the hammock. No awkward day after w/ that... and I'd get to do Bond. And Daniel Craig. Excellent.
ReplyDeleteThe "Beer Can Stoning" of Carl Lee's daughter Tonya in A Time To Kill
ReplyDeleteElizabeth Shue in "Cocktail".
ReplyDeleteTom Cruise has been involved in at least 5 selections in this draft... no wonder he's gay.
Ultimate sleeper pick:
ReplyDeleteSleeper
Gimme the Orgasmatron EVERY day of the week.
Lots of value picks this late in the draft. I'm going with Kelly Preston in Mischief. If pressed, I'll go with the scene in her bedroom.
ReplyDeleteTo recap, so far I have Nicole Eggert, Kristy Swanson, early Jamie Pressly and very early, smoking fastball Kelly Preston. I am both dated and victorious. Where's Mel to give me an A+?
Very Bad Things ... the sex with the hooker in the bathroom. Hey, she was alive when he *started* ...
ReplyDeleteThe scene where Swayze bangs Kelly Lynch standing up in Road House. Just 'cause I'd be Dalton and could rip some fruitcake a-hole's throat.
ReplyDeleteThen I would be nice until it was time not to be nice.
Okay, if my scene was taken then I'm going to be the bouncer that gives the doggy to the girl at the Double Deuce, just so I can say "You're my regular Saturday night thing."
ReplyDelete"But I was on my break!"
Ben Conant - i think mckinely needs to experience the ultimate, and i think you know what i'm talking about.
ReplyDeleteyeah dude, penis and vagina.
no dickhead, sex.
Couldn't find a clip of gene humping the fridge but this probably has the most classic autofellatio line in all of cinema.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fspvX1j1CqI
How about the hummer scene in Swordfish. Talk about pressure. Crack a code while getting dome from that blonde or die. I'll take my chances. "she's very good, isn't she?" Indeed
ReplyDeleteI need a light-hearted scene to balance out the fucked-upness of my first pick. I was going to go with the rip/lick my stockings scene in Lost in Translation, but I decided to go with the safer pick: Peter Boyle and Madeline Kahn in Young Frankenstein
ReplyDeleteBram Stoker's Dracula, the blanketed room with Keanu Reeves getting fucked by Monica Bellucci and two other hot vampires.
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