Stink is set to become the second ESPN television "personality" to crossover into the world of
...but why would Schlereth stoop to such lows? I can still remember when he was known for being one hardcore motherfucking lineman and know it's come to this?
10. ESPN's health plan cut him off at the knees
9. Mike Shanahan is attached to direct
8. He'd rather die than be upstaged by his daughter
That's Alexandria on the far right left, definitely the left. And yes, this whole post is just an excuse to show you pictures of another pundit's daughter
7. He's bi-curious and Salisbury is too much of a closet case to experiment with him
6. He was looking for a more professional work environment
5. He's tired of ESPN dumbing him down for their audience
4. Some people still respected him
3. He thought Guiding Light was the "Man Law" thing
2. Always dreamed of playing a guy named Rock Hoover--all the gayness of Rock Hudson with the added suck-factor of vacuum cleaner
1.
OK, that post was thrown together with a bit of haste. Here's another picture of Alexandria Schlereth.
I'll bet she's had more Broncos in her than Mile High Stadium.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad that the diagram for #1 had "brain" labeled. I was wondering what that small intestine-looking thing was...
ReplyDeleteSo why did Stephen guest on General Hospital?
ReplyDeletewhere is this guy's pride ? everyone knows that "days of our lives" is the coolest soap opera on t.v.
ReplyDeleteI think he's just hoping to chop block Susan Lucci.
ReplyDeleteDays? Please, how 1989 of you. Everyone knows Passions is the shiznit.
ReplyDeleteHmmm, WV is ymaleip. Moises Alou is apparently moonlighting in internet watchdogging.
Slow day today, huh?
ReplyDeleteLike Mo Clarett slow.
ReplyDeleteSo, ummm, in the group picture, the one who is second from the left - she's somebody's mother right? Because, seriously, she looks like she's 50 next to those other girls. And, that dress is just tragic.
ReplyDeleteGreat job, UM. Burnsy, go sip your MarTimmy's somewhere else.
ReplyDeleteAlso-- yes, hell yes, hell yes, hell yes, and yes.
Thanks, I had to Google MarTimmy. No booze. So sad.
ReplyDelete@ Burnsy
ReplyDelete...and one Worm, well assuming her presence in my immagination counts.
who is will to bet that stink isn't the father of that fine piece of ass
ReplyDeleteSo Mark Schlereth took too many hits playing football and spent too much time in General Hospital. Realizing that he truly has only One Life To Live, he wanted to live life with Passion and wear a Falcon Crest proudly on his chest.
ReplyDeleteOf course, he did not leave much of a football Dynasty, better if he would have played for Dallas. He said "I took the role so I can take care of All My Children." And that "I'll be remembered for Generations."
Football like soaps, are like living in Another World and the people involved in both are Bold and Beautiful.
Of course, he also said, "I take life like watching the sands through the hour-glass of times, because so goes the Days of Our Lives. And "I hope that living in Another World will be worth it."
@Smello
ReplyDeleteI was so engrossed in the surprisingly untrashy photos of little miss stink that I overlooked that hideous dress on the cougar until reading your comment. A tragedy indeed. A Floridian tragedy.
@ my insignificant life
ReplyDeleteWOW, just WOW.
@My Insignificant Life
ReplyDelete+10
@ my insignificant life
ReplyDeleteWhat a tour de farce! Very well done .
@my insignificant life:
ReplyDelete(golf claps)
@my insignificant life:
ReplyDelete/backs away slowly
I haven't seen an audience turn on someone like this since the Muppet Show.
ReplyDeleteWALDORF: That was wonderful!
STATLER: Bravo!
WALDORF: I loved that!
STATLER: Ah, that was great!
WALDORF: Yeah, it was pretty good.
STATLER: Well, it wasn’t bad…
WALDORF: There were parts of it that weren’t very good, though.
STATLER: It could’ve been a lot better.
WALDORF: I didn’t really like it.
STATLER: It was pretty terrible.
WALDORF: It was bad.
STATLER: It was awful!
STATLER & WALDORF: Terrible! Take ‘em away! Bah, BOO!!!
Totally off the topic, but what's the deal with man-love Manny? http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1wy7h_red-sox-love
ReplyDelete@ big skinny
ReplyDeleteThat's why he's got one of the best nicknames in baseball:
"Man-Ram"
Still not as queer as Simmons and Quinn though.