He's a rogue with a strong arm that breaks all the rules. She's a damsel in distress who can't run the offense. Fate brought them together. Jealousy could tear them apart. And poor Bruce Gradkowski is beating his lonely Toledo Rocket in the corner.
You know it's hard to make relationships work in the office. It really is. Chances are that the relationship falls apart, things get awkward, and the whole team dynamic suffers. Hopefully, these two kids will have what it takes to make love last. But I have one more question:
Is it a quarterback controversy if they're fucking each other?
Not so long as chris keeps getting deliviries from his brother to loosen things up.
ReplyDeletewhat, no "geez punter, that's just wrong" tag?
ReplyDeleteoh, that's right...it's not mean if it's true.
i thought simms already had a boyfriend. doesn't he share a tatoo with a lover from texas ?
ReplyDeleteMajor appelwhite?
ReplyDeleteby the way wht the fuck happened to him?
Does Garcia's boyfriend know about this? ( T.O. informs me that there is a boyfriend who he met.)
Are they going to use this picture for their Christmas card?
ReplyDeleteHow can plummer and his porn stache not want to get in the middle of this love triangle.
ReplyDeleteI'm wondering what Jeff is planning to do with his left hand in that picture.
ReplyDeleteActually, scratch that. I don't want to know what Jeff is planning to do with his left hand in that picture.
Only the presence of Peyton Manning could make that picture more horrifying.
ReplyDeleteGradkowski's not totally left out. Simms has an extra hole from his spleen surgery.
ReplyDeleteapplewhite is coaching at Rice, no?
ReplyDelete"And poor Bruce Gradkowski is beating his lonely Toledo Rocket in the corner."
ReplyDeleteI wasn't aware Bruce Gradkowski had a girlfriend in college.
After the way Simms played through an A-sploded spleen, and Garcia cried after leaving Filthadelphia, I'm guessing Senor Garcia is the bitch and L'il Simms is the butch.
ReplyDeleteThe QB controversy will come from the struggle over which one of them gets to be "under center."
ReplyDeleteAnd Major Applewhite? I'm pretty sure his unit was called up for Iraq.
is it major applewhite that simms shares the tatoo with ? btw, major applewhite is currently on Saban's coaching staff at Alabama.
ReplyDeleteWe'll know it's real when they get the matching tattoos.
ReplyDeleteChris is hoping Jeff can get him a beard as nice as a Playmate of the Year.
All is fair in love and football. (And by love I meant throw and by football I meant blow)
ReplyDeletehaha remember Major Appledick's comeback in the 2001 Big 12 championship when he had to relieve Chris "I sing the sailor's song" Simms.
John Amaechi is glad that he has paved the way for these two openly gay athletes.
ReplyDeleteWas this originally a picture of a father and son, Punter? That poor family.
ReplyDeleteIs it a quarterback controversy if they're fucking each other?
ReplyDeleteYou know when lady bugs do this to eachother, it kills them.
Uh, is that Mini Me on the left? Couldn't you have sized their heads a little better?
ReplyDeleteIf Brett Favre would have blown up his spleen, he wouldn't have missed the next game.
I wonder if they'll wait until the end of the pre-season to cut Simms.
Mini Me. Holy shit. That is funny.
ReplyDeleteKeep your hand on your head there, jez, lest what brains you have left ooze out of your skull.
Chris Simms can't be that gay, considering he has a kid (that looks just like him, the poor thing). Besides, Garcia likes brunettes, Simms is so not his type.
ReplyDeleteYeah, gay people never have kids.
ReplyDeleteI guess the kid was to give the beard--er, wife--something to do while he's whispering sweet nothings in Major Applewhite's ear. But like I said Garcia never goes for blondes. Ask TO.
ReplyDeleteNot liking blondes???
ReplyDeleteI heard that Garcia was seeing The Natural Butch Reid