In two weeks the future of the world will be at stake. I question the sanity of anyone who can even bother with next week's State of the Union; war is hell, but hell is other people--people like Peyton Manning. Yeah the world's in a fragile state right now, but just imagine the horror of a world in which Peyton Manning is a champion. If you want to understand the potential fallout of that occurrence I urge you to watch the FOX network's special one hour preview this evening.
In the meantime I'll be praying to every God listed on Wikipedia for the Chicago Bears and their glorious quarterback. Right now I love the Bears nearly as I much as I love Gilbert Arenas (and I want his babies). The only possible way to explain my newfound love for the giant killers of the Midwest is through the majesty of YouTube.
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ReplyDeleteThe bears are pretty much my reason for living right now.
Da queers.
ReplyDeleteThe only thing better would be if the Colts were facing a team full of mini Ditkas.
ReplyDeleteLet the shuffle headline puns begin!
ReplyDeleteI predict serious flooding in Miami during the first weekend in February... having nothing to do with the weather and everything to do with the ladies.
ReplyDeleteFinally, a Blak head coach will get him sumptin.
ReplyDeleteY'all a bunch o' honkies.
Did you ever notice that Sexy Rexy throwing deep looks remarkably like Uncle Rico throwing the football in Napolean Dynamite? Just wanted to point that out to you.
ReplyDeleteYou mean, Rexy "throwing" the ball. He only throws it deep dude.
ReplyDeleteCan you imagine Swerski and company talking about "Rexy"????? OMG that'd be too much.
"Now we wanna pay homage, to a certain young gun cumslinging Quarterback, or a certain team known for it's Polish Sausage, Da Cumslinger"
"Daaaaaaaa Cum-slinger".
I like my drivers like I like my high-definition televisions: with MEEEEEEERS.
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ReplyDeleteMore Rex Goodies
I bet Rex can throw a ball over a mountain.
ReplyDeleteClint, you gots a 16-month engagement? U crzy, dawg?!?!?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteFetus head getting his excuse ready-
ReplyDeletehttp://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/playoffs06/news/story?id=2739114
Crazy like Cumslinger my brotha!!
ReplyDeleteI'm so happy for Coca-Cola Blak, GYHOMB.
ReplyDeleteI hope to god Peyton's thumb is broken, and the Colts have to start Jim Sorgi in the Super Bowl.
ReplyDeleteThat would be 17 kinds of awesome.
guys...let it go.
ReplyDeleteBob Swerski never did fully recover from that dreadful heart attack, did he? I mean, he made one appearance and was never heard from again. It's been 16 years; at this point you've got to assume the worst. Come on Bears, win it for Swerski!
ReplyDeleteFor Swerski!
ReplyDelete(Super Fans Tap Classes and Drink full mugs of Grossman Semed)
Let's get this straight: if the Colts lose to the Bears, it opens to door to another year (at least) of snarky Simmons columns.
ReplyDeleteAnd y'all want the Bears to win? Are you high?
(If Vick is reading: don't answer that.)
a. yes i'm high
ReplyDeleteb. simmons can write to his hearts content and i can be a selective reader
Gilbert Arenas 51, Chicago Bears 10
ReplyDeleteBears win by a baker's dozen
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