Next week: the minefield at Ford Field.
(Speaking of Browns, I'm more than a little gay for a certain Seahawk named Josh.)
NOTE: I should make it clear that Bobby Martin has an incredible story of perseverance in the face of adversity. The picture was just a little offputting for me is all.
WHAT. THE. FUCK?
ReplyDeleteInspired by Bobby Martin, the 19-year old Ohio native who overcame the loss of his legs to play high school football and win the ESPY for Best Athlete with a Disability, the Cleveland Browns secured a win today in overtime, improving their record to 4-8.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.bobbymartin.org/index.html
"I'm telling you, Reuben, this is how you do it. You've GOT to keep your center of gravity low, and then you can bowl some motherfuckers over."
ReplyDeleteHe's got no legs...
ReplyDeleteHe doesn't know how to use them...
"Quick, someone steal this guy a wheelchair"
ReplyDelete[subwayguyonkids]I have no legs, I have no legs"[subwayguyonkids]
ReplyDeleteLet's see if he got both feet in bounds...
ReplyDeleteWhy does he need a pass to get on the field? I mean are they going to get him confused with another guy with no legs in a parka?
ReplyDeleteOh and holy shit, I bet his bits & pieces are probably gonna freeze to the field like that kid's tongue in Xmas Story.
And yes, I do have a first class ticket to Hell.
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ReplyDelete"Martin remains inactive since the pre-season, as Coach Crennel still doesn't believe Bobby's gotten his game legs back."
ReplyDeleteHalfback
ReplyDeleteTHE BLACK ASSISTANT COORDINATOR ALWAYS TRIUMPHS!
ReplyDelete"ESPY for Best Athlete with a Disability"
ReplyDeleteI guess that Irvin didn't win it because that would be a conflict of interest.
KSK Kaption Kontest?
ReplyDeleteMy guess is you guys don't like Bobby Martin
Dorf on Football
ReplyDeleteAfter trying out for the Cowboys earlier this week, Martin hope to catch on kicking field goals with the Browns.
ReplyDeleteWhy is any of this OK?
ReplyDeleteMartin, known for his short temper, is irate over the 11 1/2 men on the field penalty.
ReplyDelete(see you guys in hell)
That guy can cover a 40 yard dash in just over 6 seconds. I'm not sure I could even do that.
ReplyDeleteIs Martin subject to penalties for blocking below the waist?
ReplyDeleteCrap. Gymclassheroes took my Dorf joke.
ReplyDeleteHow about "Short coordinators got no reason".
Hey there people, I'm Bobby Brown
ReplyDeleteThey say Im the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Here I am at a famous school
Im dressin sharp n im
Actin cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work n maybe later Ill rape her
They also said Bill Veeck's Eddie Gaedel stunt wouldn't work . . .
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