Haley and his family is suing McDonald's for $1.7 million dollars after his wife and au pair (bow chicka wow wow) found a dead rat in their salad back in June. Haley had a much publicized run-in with Terrell Owens earlier this season.
"The dead rodent, believed to be a juvenile roof rat, was about 6 inches long and was found on its back with its mouth opened..."Authorities are investigating the situation and noted that it appears that the rat died of an overdose of painkillers.
Painkillers?
ReplyDeleteDid this rat, by chance, have a propensity for "gunslingling?"
If Parcells did find a dead rat in his food, I don't think it would slow him down.
ReplyDelete*gunslinging.
ReplyDeleteIt's too early.
McDonald's new "Lower East Side Salad"
ReplyDeleteNow with 100% more vermin!!!
Like my boy says, if it tastes like a rat...
ReplyDeleteJeff Garcia thought the "rat" had a nice ass
ReplyDeleteI will now have "Last Dead Mouse" by the Mighty Mighty Bosstones stuck in my head all day. Thank you, McDonald's.
ReplyDeleteWhy would TO need to work at McDonalds?
ReplyDeleteWhy didn't Jerry Jones offer the rat a ridiculous contract and demand to start him this season? It seems that the rat - though dead - shows the mental toughness good old Jerry likes to bring to the Cowboys. Cases in point: Irvin, Sanders, TO, Bledsoe, Glenn, Keyshawn. That rat would have fit right in.
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