"That's for ruining Christmas Ape's fantasy football team!"
"Wha' happened???"
"Fuck Chunky! Dinty Moore, bitch!"
"Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!!!"
"Yeah bitch, now you need ANOTHER appendix transplant!"
"I whole-heartedly deride your gridiron handiwork."
"This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Larry!"
"I'm Chauncey Davis and I approved this message!!!"
[What? You think you can do better? Give us your best guess in the comments.]
Update: Somone brought to our attention the increasing similarity between Big Ben and Donald "Ogre" Gibb (Revenge of the Nerds, Bloodsport, 1st & Ten). The two are headed toward an inevitable showdown on "Who's More Grizzled?"
Good luck spelling your last name now, beyotch!
ReplyDelete"Tell Cowher we banged his daughters harder than dat!!!"
ReplyDeleteTake it like a champion!
ReplyDeleteGood thing you were wearing a helmet bitch.
ReplyDeletein honor of the above poster:
ReplyDeleteCause the streets is a short stop
Either you slangin' crack-rock
or you got a wicked jump shot
Sorry, we thought you were Charlie Batch.
ReplyDeleteDon't you wish someone would answer that damn phone??
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