Maybe it's the beer talking Bronco ladies but you got a butt that won't quit. They got those big chewy pretzels here merJanthfgrr FIVE DOLLARS??!!!? Get outta here...
Dear Edna, Your photo took my breath away. Truly yours is a butt that won't quit. Yesterday morning, I put your picture up in my garage to inspire me while I gapped my spark plugs.
As much as I hate myself for sidetracking a post about cheerleaders, I really need a place to vent about these god fucking damned Manning commercials on NBC.
I may be a Giants fan, but that doesn't mean a flying shit right now. I hope Jared Lorenzen eats them both and then starts the game.
i love the pitch of homer's voice when he says five dollars.
ReplyDeleteBig Daddy Drew - that looks like some High Plains Drifting Furburger....Cue Morricone
ReplyDeleteDear Edna,
ReplyDeleteYour photo took my breath away. Truly yours is a butt that won't quit.
Yesterday morning, I put your picture up in my garage to inspire me while I gapped my spark plugs.
"Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you."
ReplyDeleteThink unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts. Think unsexy thoughts.
ReplyDeleteLike nothin' at all ... nothin' at all ... nothin' at all.
ReplyDeleteStupid sexy Flanders!!
what the fuck is wrong with you?e
ReplyDeleteDid Pixar make that film?
ReplyDeleteHey anon, As UM so eloquently put it, the fuck's the matter w/ you?
ReplyDeleteOh and..."Come on everybody have some sexual congress, not the kind of congress that contains Paul Tsongas."
Anon 4:27:
ReplyDeleteThat shit (quite literally) is the reason I leave you boys to your own devices on Fridays.
that shit's nowhere near my alley
ReplyDelete"Three simple words: I. Am. Gay."
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm a lifelong Chiefs fan, but I think my Little Arrowhead just became a Broncos backer. Fucking traitor.
Alright...Hootie McBoob it is.
ReplyDeleteI am not going to be Chesty LaRue, Hootie McBoob or Busty Sinclair! Good night, Homer.
(cue end music)
G'night Hootie.
Don't touch those!
As much as I hate myself for sidetracking a post about cheerleaders, I really need a place to vent about these god fucking damned Manning commercials on NBC.
ReplyDeleteI may be a Giants fan, but that doesn't mean a flying shit right now. I hope Jared Lorenzen eats them both and then starts the game.
i couldn't agree with you more. the only thing worse than the game was the halftime commercial
ReplyDeleteU.M.-
ReplyDeleteObviously you do not have HD other wise looking at Andrea Kremer's turkey kneck would have made your sack go up to your lungs.
Yeah, the HDTV certainly has its down side. But I do enjoy seeing the individual blades of artificial turf on Al Michael's scalp.
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