Anyway, while we're on the subject of the Sea Gals (not to mention asphyxiation, as airway constriction is all too familiar to Seattle fans), here are last year's Sea Gals decked out in sexy little referee uniforms. I'm guessing this was a really popular gimmick with Seahawks fans until, oh, I'd say around February 5th or so. I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that this won't happen again in 2006. Not unless they do some kind of interpretive dance with strap-ons.
Anyway, this wasn't just a photo shoot. The Sea Gals wore these stripes for the halftime show of last October's game against the mighty Texans, a long-ass routine done with cheerleading squads from the Seattle area... the halftime show, not the game, that is. You can watch it here.
If you choose to watch it, I must warn you: Don McLean was referring to this dance mix when he sang about the day the music died. It's horrendous. I listened to five and a half minutes of it before I left the room to tear the head off a kitten. But the video is still a little funny: the high school cheerleaders are all, "I'm busting my ass and risking spinal injury to pull off this basket catch, and those Sea Gal bitches shake their tits and do a kick line?"
Yay! Life is fair for pretty people!
some of those sea gals had skills suspiciously similar to sally o'malley ("i like to KICK! STRETCH! AND KICK!")
ReplyDeleteand did you notice that after the sea gals had finished their second routine, the high school cheerleaders were brought back out onto the field to the song, "who let the dogs out?"
Nice Sea Bags.
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