Welcome To The Jamboroo, Bitches

We’ve got some big plans in store for you this season, and here’s one of them: My shiny new NFL column over on Deadspin. It’ll run every Thursday, so mark your calendar and dress appropriately. King gets Monday. Easterbrook gets Tuesday. I get Thursday. And Thursday rapes the ever loving shit out to those other two days. So click on over and enjoy the new column. And feel free to send me feedback and/or hate mail. The angrier, the better.

And that’s not all. Thought Fridays during the NFL season belonged to that prick fuck over on Page 2? WRONG. Ufford’s about to get all up in his ass with his own weekly piece over at AOL FanHouse. Say hello to… The Prelude.


Actually, it’s not a Honda Prelude that the name refers to. It’s based on some poem I’ve never read and never will.

Finally, the bukkake doesn’t end today. No, no, no. KSK is taking over Deadspin this entire weekend. So be sure to click on over to the mothership on Saturday and Sunday for live football updates, tit shots, and more. The NFL is back, my friends. And so are the dick jokes.

Special thanks to Dan V for the artwork. AND to Punter for the Prelude visual.

This week, we’re holding the first annual KsK Kares Charity Drive for Fisher House, which supports disabled veterans and their families. You can donate directly to FH here.