Commissioner Roger Goodell recently increased the penalty for first-time violators of the NFL's banned substance policy from a four-game suspension to a four-game suspension and then getting knocked the fuck out on national television. Check out the Titans' Chris Henry getting his junk knocked loose by the Colts' Darrell Reid.
Happy New Year, kids. We resolve to be even more awesome in 2008.
Shawne Merriman got freaking killed by Maurice Jones-Drew. Merriman has nine inches and 70 pounds on Mojo, but it doesn't keeping him from getting his ass dropped like a sack of dirt on this play. While Merriman was otherwise occupied, David Garrard threw a TD pass to TE Marcedes Lewis. Not a typo. "Marcedes."
But the biggest hit taken in Jax yesterday was by Philip Rivers' rep. That guy folds like a K-Mart pup tent. I think he could get psyched out playing skee-ball. Chargers fans might want to start organizing that road trip to Tijuana.
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The Iggles' Sheldon Brown is on the cover of the latest Sports Illustrated abso-fucking-lutely blowing up Reggie Bush in the playoffs last season. Brown said of laying out Bush:
"It was like running through a cardboard box.
Seriously. Cardboard box."
Yikes. We say take heart Reggie, he couldn't have been talking about one of those flimsy little shoe boxes, Brown must was obviously referring to a tough corrugated cardboard box used for shipping major household appliances.
All of this is a mere pretext to post two brief, but glorious, moments of YouTube splendor:
[Big ups to: FO, EaglesChick.com and Bleeding Green Nation.]
