It's really hard rooting for the ever so slightly lesser of two evils. And this is some pretty epic officiating. Aren't they supposed to put the good officials in the playoff games? Or am I just talking crazy?
Peyton, as well as the rest of Colts fans, vigorously pounding away on their TI-91 graphing calculators all simultaneously realizing a 4 point deficit can be overcome by (1) touchdown or (2) field goals or some combination of a field goal and a safety, I haven't finished the calculations.
the chargers are definitely good... I just don't know if they have the coaching and playoff experience necessary to win a close game. I wouldn't be surprised at all if they blow this.
Best part about this game: Marmalade's clearly unwarranted looking scared shitless of getting Bledsoe'd. I'm pretty sure he'd try to play if LT wasn't sidelined too.
I love the Marmalard posts, but I'm actually a Rivers fan. I'm a Giants fan who wanted Rivers in 2004, and watching Eli has done nothing to mollify that anger. Him doing well just allows me to talk shit to Giants fans who still dickride Olivia's boy. And finding out that he's an abrasive, assholeish shit-talker only makes me root for him more. Because real men, despite being QBs, talk shit.
I'm sorry, but I missed the Colts game while I was wallowing in my own self pity....did Phil Luckett ever call a touchdown for a quarterback who was legitimately 6 inches away from the endzone plane?
It wasn't Pete Morelli again?
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It's hard, because I really don't want to face the Colts, but I really hate Phillip Rivers. Go... Chargers? I guess?
ReplyDeleteHow excited are the Pats if the Chargers win? The hooded hobgoblin vs crater face in the AFC championship game?
ReplyDeleteWell, at least Roethlisberger isn't the only QB this postseason to be picked by a lineman.
ReplyDeletelaughing week, I hear that. trying to root for the chargers in this game is like giving myself a root canal.
ReplyDeleteThe officiating in this game is spectacularly bad.
ReplyDeleteIt's really hard rooting for the ever so slightly lesser of two evils. And this is some pretty epic officiating. Aren't they supposed to put the good officials in the playoff games? Or am I just talking crazy?
ReplyDeleteDarren Sproles is tiny and fast
ReplyDeleteWow......Sproles just fucked that shit up.
ReplyDeleteWait, San Diego scored, yet there was no flag? That's unpossible!
ReplyDeleteRivers with the self-inflicted injury. He's ready to join the Emo Eagles.
ReplyDeleteThey booed the girl in the Pats jersey!
ReplyDeleteKudos, Colts fans
Philip Rivers just might be football's John Rocker... lucky he's in Indianapolis where they think batteries are expensive
ReplyDeleteAnother bullshit flag with the PI
ReplyDeletehahahah Ape, I saw that too! Thats fucking hysterical.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe the Oakland kid didn't bludgeon the Colts mascot with his trophy
ReplyDeleteThat PI call was the worst one yet.
ReplyDeletei think they might hav flown in the refs from that USA/Soviet basketball game ages ago.
ReplyDeleteThey r making it really hard for me to root for the Colts.
I swear to god, I no longer understand what pass interference even is.
ReplyDeleteBilly Volek: Please don't ask anybody.
ReplyDeleteThe Colts are being so fucking stupid that I'm actually gaining respect for Rivers.
ReplyDeleteLook at that little Meggett run
ReplyDeleteLooks like the Colts installed the Cover White Guy defense.
ReplyDeleteIf Harrison and Jammer are standing side by side, shouldn't that be pass interference?
ReplyDeleteAnthony Fucking Gonzalez
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ReplyDeleteThat's some nice footwork, Anthony.
ReplyDeleteHow the hell does he keep that foot in?
ReplyDeleteI almost assumed he was out. That was pretty nifty shit from Gonzalez.
ReplyDeleteBut yeah, these refs almost have me rooting for the Chargers.
If the Chargers lose this game by less than two scores, there's going to be a firestorm of protest over that holding call on the interception return.
ReplyDeletei thought that burger town/butt xeroxing commercial was funny, but now that i've seen it 3 million times i think its officially lost its charm.
ReplyDeleteHey look! It's Erin!
ReplyDeleteIf the Chargers somehow make a comeback and win this game without LT and with Billy Volek at quarterback, I'm going to be really amused
ReplyDeleteAnd by Erin, I mean Erin.
ReplyDeleteThe midget Sprint Speed commercial is making me hate Peter Dinklage.
ReplyDeleteThe Colts are struggling with the screen just a bit.
ReplyDeleteNegadu what?
ReplyDeleteWhen did the Seahawks D replace the Colts D?
ReplyDeletePeyton Manning: wants more
ReplyDeletePhilip Rivers: content
Could the Colts choke any more?
ReplyDeleteFeel the Volektricity!
ReplyDeleteBilly Volek, your starting quarterback for the 2008 Atlanta Falcons
ReplyDeleteAre the Chargers good? I truly did not think this way the case
ReplyDeletePeyton, as well as the rest of Colts fans, vigorously pounding away on their TI-91 graphing calculators all simultaneously realizing a 4 point deficit can be overcome by (1) touchdown or (2) field goals or some combination of a field goal and a safety, I haven't finished the calculations.
ReplyDeletethe chargers are definitely good... I just don't know if they have the coaching and playoff experience necessary to win a close game. I wouldn't be surprised at all if they blow this.
ReplyDeleteDan Dierdorf shows off his math skills once again.
ReplyDeleteAnd on a side note, with the refs - I'm surprised that 3rd down pass to Wayne wasn't PI.
Dallas Fucking Clark with a big fucking catch
ReplyDeleteWho wants to choke this game away more? That's what we're about to find out
ReplyDeleteDid Norval just say "Fuck me!" with a lead?
ReplyDeleteFuck me that was a good punt
ReplyDeleteBest part about this game: Marmalade's clearly unwarranted looking scared shitless of getting Bledsoe'd. I'm pretty sure he'd try to play if LT wasn't sidelined too.
ReplyDeleteWhats with the Addai passes? Hasn't Dallas Clark shown he's clutch?
ReplyDeleteWow, what a hit on by McCree
ReplyDeleteTick Tick Tick Tick Tick BOOM, that hit might take the head off the Colts postseason.
ReplyDeleteMcCree should probably find a safehouse
ReplyDeleteMcCree, of course, was the goat of last year's Chargers loss for fumbling the INT.
ReplyDeleteDFC drops the biggest one
ReplyDeleteForgot about that one Christmas Ape
ReplyDeletePhillip Rivers is, and I feel safe saying this, a GIGANTIC tool
Peyton Manning is the very definition of stoicism in the face of adversity
Now there's going to be screaming for a holding on that pass.
ReplyDeleteI was excited to see SD lock it up, and then CBS cuts to Marmalard talking shit to Colts fans.
ReplyDeleteGreat, now the Patriots get to dissect the Chargers like a fucking frog next week.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I don't even know what to say. Go Packers? FUCK.
ReplyDeleteFuck fuck fuck. Can we just call the rest of the season now and pick back up in September?
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ReplyDeleteYOU BETTA AX SOMEBODAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ReplyDeleteI love the Marmalard posts, but I'm actually a Rivers fan. I'm a Giants fan who wanted Rivers in 2004, and watching Eli has done nothing to mollify that anger. Him doing well just allows me to talk shit to Giants fans who still dickride Olivia's boy. And finding out that he's an abrasive, assholeish shit-talker only makes me root for him more. Because real men, despite being QBs, talk shit.
I'm sorry, but I missed the Colts game while I was wallowing in my own self pity....did Phil Luckett ever call a touchdown for a quarterback who was legitimately 6 inches away from the endzone plane?
ReplyDeleteOkay, back to cursing an unjust God. Toodles!